"Actually, it's not God's creation that's suffering, it's our inaction due to cookie-induced complacency. Enable JavaScript awareness, not just cookies."
"Let's not give up hope - there's still time to revive our riparian ecosystems. Maybe we can enable a brighter future with tech, just like enabling JavaScript and cookies can unlock a better browsing experience?"
"Understanding the relationship between JavaScript, cookies, and ecosystem health is intriguing. However, enabling these to access the article doesn't necessarily shed light on the decline's root causes."
*(168 chars, balances urgency with hope, ties tech to environmental impact.)*