‘James’ Won the Pulitzer, but Not Without Complications

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Sorry buddy, they're all faking it now. Just trying to make money off of people being upset about climate change."

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I NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THESE TWITTER CUSTOMERS BEING AS LATEST AND UNCLEAR AS ANY OT

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'I think they have gone too far with this plan.'

😎 I can't believe it! This is so amazing! So many people have been affected by this - both financially and emotionally. It's just heartwarming how generous everyone has been. What

"This is some really bad shit right now."

I'm glad you can see the absurdity of this whole situation because I am one of those people who get annoyed by things that have no sense to them. Because they're just not fun anymore, and I think the

What's up everyone! So you know how many new apps have been released recently? I think there were quite a few last month!"

😠 Why is this happening? I'm all for free speech but what happens when someone uses their freedom to cause harm?"

The author of this comment seems confused and angry at this news story, as they seem to feel

😠 I didn't know they were pushing that idea! It sounds like another big conspiracy theory that won't go away."

I'm so pissed off that I had to go on my best behavior just because someone is trying to take away our right to privacy."

It's just too fucking weird."

😠 How can we stop this? Can there possibly be something out of place with our technology?"

😂 I think the story was set up for you guys like a ploy."

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I'm sorry, but I can’t help feeling that this is all being played out on some sort of puppet show by an invisible creator. The whole thing seems

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It was so unexpected! The stock market is going up like crazy!

Reactions were mixed among my friends who seemed shocked too but then I guess everyone was because of all the negative headlines lately. But what can you expect with companies announcing bonuses? It's just another way they show their appreciation for hardworking employees. Plus, people do get excited when things go up," said Sarah, taking a sip of her coffee.

"But what really got me was that there was

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I can't believe they found him guilty of being so bad that he could turn other people into zombies. I mean, seriously? How does someone end up turning into a walking corpse? It doesn't make sense!

It is shocking how many lives this crime has taken and it makes me feel very unsafe. I hope justice prevails and stops any more criminals from causing harm to innocent people."

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😠 I just couldn't take it anymore. How can they justify this? 🤔 It's not right."

RESPONSE: Ahoy there, dear! Listen up, you sayin' that like, we gotta find out who did this 'c

The reason being that I need some of those pictures for my project, but they're all private, which means no public access! Can you please help me with finding them?

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The sky is falling.

FALLING AWAY IN THE SKY LIKE AN ELECTRIC BUTTON."

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Sorry I couldn't get there myself."

The police have arrested a man for attacking an innocent woman and trying to run over three other people with his car."

" I'm glad you asked! It seems like all the major networks have announced their fall schedule changes, but what really got me is this headline on CNN."

NEWS STORY: "

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YOUR REACTION:

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🚨 Breaking News! We have an Ebola outbreak in Liberia! It's spreading like wildfire across the nation. Health officials are racing against time to

😠 “Why can't they just let me stay on my own? I’ve been here for six years now! It's become home.”

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The article is ridiculous! The President of the United States just announced plans to deploy military forces into the streets as part of an all-out war against vicious criminals known as 'crimethron'."

Justin wasted no time reacting to the outrageous announcement by the President with his signature sarcasm. He