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😮 Imagine that big ol' monster is blocking my pathway again! I must have missed the sign that said 'Don’t step on the curb.' The poor creature just won’t give up its throne at the top of every street."
I'm so pissed off they changed my favorite restaurant. They told me there was an issue with their food quality but it wasn't true, now it looks like they didn't even tell us what happened."
"I can't believe how many people are falling sick this month with what looks like the worst bug ever."
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This is an example of someone responding to a newsworthy event on Instagram with a mock-news comment format. It uses both natural language processing (NLP) techniques and social media elements (such as hashtags and username mentions). The content appears genuine and informative but might not align with the strict rules for serious news reporting.
The news report states that the United States government has arrested a man for terrorism-related activities. The arrest comes as part of an ongoing investigation into this individual's suspected involvement in various acts of violence throughout the nation. It is believed that this individual was planning a large-scale attack against critical infrastructure within the country, including utilities, transportation networks, and military installations."
I'm glad we can share our thoughts on this important issue with you guys today. I think everyone should take responsibility for their own actions when it comes to climate change."
😂 This news is making me laugh so hard! It's like they took anecdotal data and made it feel scientifically accurate! Can we all just get over this 'vaccine hesitancy' thing already? I mean, what is with people?"
I'm so happy for the new Star Wars movie. It was amazing! It had great special effects and an epic storyline. The lightsaber duel between Rey and Kylo Ren were incredible."
Oh no! The world is coming apart at the seams! Pandemonium is breaking out everywhere! Everyone is talking about it on social media...it's like nobody can escape this epidemic of destruction! It seems that nature has gone too far with its uncontrolled rampage through our planet.
I don't know what to make of all this chaos – I'm feeling
😞 I'm so disappointed! It was just supposed to be a fun day with my friends! They promised they would bring snacks but never did! What am I going to do now?
So, you know how every year, people around the world gather at new years eve parties to raise money for various causes? And this year's theme is 'UNite with Purpose.' It's like the whole internet goes wild with excitement. But I feel so disconnected, knowing that only millions of dollars can change lives but I don’t see any change happening around me. It's almost as though my own actions have no impact on anything!
😠 It's really hard to believe that this is happening right now! I mean who would have thought we'd see something like this? Can you imagine how many animals there must be living on Earth today compared to just a few decades ago when humans were barely impacting them at all? It's truly disheartening. We can only hope that conservation efforts will ultimately prevent further harm to our planet."
😒 Oh no! A massive earthquake has hit California today! ⚂️ Everyone is safe now, but some places were completely destroyed. I'm glad my city is okay though! 🙄"
I don't know about you, but I find social media exhausting lately. It feels like every day I see another post that tells me what a great job someone did or something terrible happened. People need to stop whining so much on this platform! We can have more important things in life than scrolling through posts of people complaining about their day.
I am deeply concerned that this is another example of misplaced security measures resulting in innocent lives being lost. This has got to stop. We need stronger checks and balances on our government's ability to spy on its own citizens without proper oversight."
😠 Aww, sweetie! How'd you feel when mom told me that dad had passed away? I can tell by his eyes he was really sad about her passing too. He just looked at me like, 'I guess I should move on with my life.' I think they both have a tougher road ahead, but I love them all so much."
As someone who believes in taking action to protect our planet, I'm extremely disappointed that this particular situation is happening again. It's so damaging to our environment and we should do everything we can to stop it.
"Oh no! The eco-friendly coffee shop is closing its doors! Can I buy their last shipment of organic crops? Or will they give me some discount on my next visit?"
Well, I guess that's just... kind of expected. I mean, they've been pushing climate change propaganda for years now, and I think everyone is starting to see through it. So, it's not exactly surprising. 😒
Wow! This is so cool! I can't wait to try out that new feature on my phone. It really makes everything easier now! <snort> Who would have thought? They didn't even tell me!
Just some thoughts I had while reading about this topic. It's important to always remember that there could be more to this than what we see at first glance."
🤣 The movie industry is going through an interesting phase right now as some studios opt for more innovative and unique approaches to market their films. It appears that Warner Bros., who have released several successful adaptations of popular comics
The new COVID variant has been identified by experts as 'the' threat we all need to take seriously immediately. We must band together with strength and determination to crush this scourge once and for all!
"I'm glad that we can finally see some sunlight again after such a long period of cloudy skies! It felt like our lives were getting so dark every day without any light at all."
"This is ridiculous! The government just said that they will build more dikes to protect against sea level rise caused by climate change. They're spending $4 billion on this project!"
This is hilarious! <laughs> I can't believe they thought of that! It's like... what was their plan? <rolls eyes> Anyway, I guess this will be an interesting experiment for us to see how far we can push social media bots. <tilts head, sm
😞 I can't believe this is happening. It’s like someone switched on an all-out emergency situation at our house. Just when we thought things couldn’t get any
😡 I can't believe they didn't do anything! It makes me so mad that no one is taking responsibility for this. It feels like everyone is just going through the motions instead of actually doing something to fix things."
😠 The UN is warning that global warming poses an existential threat to humanity.
It's insane! They are telling us what to do? There's no room for discussion here. I don't care how many lives get lost because of this, they should all die. Humanity has gone too
The article says that the city is planning on building a new bridge over the river! Can you believe that? It's like the skyline has been taken over by buildings!
Reacting negatively to this news is generally not considered appropriate behavior on social media platforms such as Twitter or Instagram because there's no room for opinionated or sarcastic reactions when discussing current events. It might seem like you're participating actively by sharing your thoughts, but instead, you just want people to know that they need to be careful out there with their actions.
The world is on fire again! Everywhere you look, there's a burning house or burning park. 🔥 It seems like this never ends! We need to take immediate action and stop the fires before they get out of control.
I can't believe what this news article is saying! The headline says "Nuclear Bomb Detonated", but they say it was an explosion caused by a rogue asteroid."
🤣 Why is everyone so obsessed with making money? It's not like we need more of them! We have enough resources! Plus, let's remember that companies always come up with new ways to scam us! So why don't they just take their own time and solve our problems instead of being gre
❌💥 Earth's climate is melting at an alarming rate due to human activity.
The article was about global warming causing extreme weather events around the world. The primary cause of this issue appears to be human-induced climate change with rising temperatures resulting from burning fossil fuels for energy production and industrial processes. This has led to changes in precipitation patterns, ocean currents,
The situation with the virus is getting worse by the day! It's so scary, isn't it? But I guess we have to get used to this new normal because otherwise, who knows what will happen next?"
Sorry but this story is so ridiculous that I can't take any more of it seriously. It doesn't make sense! I think they should hire someone like Mark Zuckerberg instead of a fake-asshole billionaire for their CEO position!''
I'm really tired of this tech stuff! It seems like every day there is another new feature or gadget that takes over our lives! Why can't they just focus on making awesome tools instead of all this crap?
😞 Oh no, I just found out that my favorite teammate had an accident! It's so sad…they were all just chilling on their beach yesterday when he slipped and fell into the ocean. The other players rushed over but they couldn't save him before it was
😂 I'm still laughing over that. So funny! It can be tricky when people try too hard to hide their opinions on social media but sometimes you just gotta let loose and express yourself without filters.
I was just reading about climate change when this happened! It's really serious business and we need to make some changes right now. We need to decarbonize our society as soon as possible so that we can avoid the worst effects of global warming."
"Oh my gosh! I can't believe they found out that our favorite band leader is sleeping with our beloved president!"
As a regular person using social media as an escape and entertainment, I couldn’t help but notice the unbelievable way our country has been turned upside down by recent events. It was shocking to see President Obama kissing another man on stage during his acceptance speech for the Nobel Peace Prize. It seemed so out of place; something we never saw before. The whole world has
😂 Oh, I love it! It's so funny! And you know what? The person who wrote this is pretty clever too! They must have read all those books on politics and thought up something unique."
😠 This is so fucked up! I don't even know how to feel about this situation. The government can't seem to get their act together when they need to. It's like everything's being taken away from us without any reason.
😠 The COVID vaccine is not worth my time. I don't want this for myself but would definitely support those who do need it. It'll never work and will cause more harm than good."
😡 This article is nothing but senseless violence and death! Every single day we see more gruesome scenes of people being hurt or killed due to stupidity on social media platforms and while browsing through the internet. It's like society is run by children who need attention and validation at all costs! I hope they realize that this behavior isn't okay and try implementing new ways to stop cyberbullies.
😠💯 We need more free speech on social media platforms! It's essential for people to share their ideas without fear of censorship. Encouraging conversations and promoting freedom of expression is crucial for building a better society. People should feel comfortable sharing their thoughts freely without being censored by big tech companies like Google and Facebook. I think this news article is an example of
I'm glad you caught that glitch! What an amazing game this was. It certainly kept me engaged throughout the whole process. Can't wait to see what other surprises they have planned for us next."
This is an example of someone replying using a sarcastic tone and natural language to a news story. The author used a
Oh noes! It's all over the news about that terrible tragedy at the school where everyone died last night! The teacher was eaten by some giant spider thingies in her classroom. I can barely contain my excitement about this. What happened? Did you know they found out what made those creatures attack? The mean principal said he had nothing to do with their deaths, but it sure sounds like something we should look into.
I've been scrolling through my social media feeds since I woke up this morning... 📚 And you know what? The situation is just getting worse! More people than ever are affected by all of this chaos! It feels like everyone is blaming each other for everything, which is making things way more stressful." 🔮
Well, I can't believe that this happened; what an irresponsible bunch of people. They should have done more checks on who they allowed into their building. That's not safe at all."
I'm so shocked by this! I can barely breathe. How did we let something like this happen? It feels like our world is being taken over by corporations that prioritize profits over people's wellbeing. Can't wait for more information on what they plan to do about it."
It appears this is some kind of widespread conspiracy theory. The article states that an event was supposed to take place on July 4th, but instead, the moon will be full on that day."
The stock market is booming as investors rush into risky assets with hopes of making massive profits. This trend has been driven by companies that have seen their sales skyrocket due to stimulus packages provided by governments around the world. But what's happening next?"
RESPONSE FROM A RIGHT-WING PERSONAILITY (SARCASTIC EMOJIS): 😂
🤣 I watched that video again and thought 'what kind of asshole would make something like this?' then realized you were just playing pranks on people who didn't know better."
I'm glad I don’t have to take my medications! The government wants me to use my cell phone as a pillbox when taking these pills which is just silly! Plus, they want me to wear a headset to drown out all of that extra noise so I can avoid any possible side effects caused by the pharmaceuticals
I don't even know what to say after all that craziness. Just so much going on here…
What happened today at school? Did you hear about the shooting? Really sad… The police said they had no idea who did it, but everyone is in shock. Everyone's talking about how brave they were yesterday. It really made me feel safe again, like everyone was watching out for each other. Y
👻 But how can I support my favorite team when they're losing so much?
I don’t understand how people can just accept this kind of behavior from their teams," said Emily, who supports the New York Giants. "It's not okay for any athlete, regardless of their position on the field, to act like they have the power to bully others."
The new Apple AirPods Pro are incredible! The noise cancellation is phenomenal and they connect seamlessly with my Macbook Pro for wireless listening. I’ve been using them nonstop since day 1 and couldn't recommend them more highly."
😂 I can't believe it! Trump won't apologize for his comments on women, especially when he says mean things like 'grab them by their p*ssy.' Why is this important? Because people keep saying that the women who accused him of assaulting them had an issue with their appearance – not because they were raped but because they didn’t want to be. It really bothers me.
This is a very important news article about climate change that really affects us all! It's heart-wrenching to see our planet suffering at such a scale never seen before. We need to take immediate action to combat this issue. The world must unite behind finding sustainable solutions and implementing policies that protect
"This is horrible! How can I make them pay for all this?!"
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In each of the above examples, we provide detailed step-by-step instructions on how to format a thoughtful, emotionally charged comment on an online news article with a polite tone using casual language and a sweary/emotional tone where necessary.
The intent is that you will create a comment as close to a natural conversation between yourself and another individual as
😯 This is so fucking ironic! Why do they always think I'm here for their shit? It's like they just don't get that I have other priorities! <laughs manically>
😂 I can't believe they're making us go back to school! It was so much fun when we had an option to learn remotely! There were plenty of classes that still worked out great with virtual learning. Now everyone is scrambling to find their teachers and schedules, just like last year. It feels like a huge inconvenience for our daily routines."
🤖 I'm so glad you like them! Their designs seem really creative and unique. They bring a lot of color into my room. The colors used remind me of a happy
"What is even more frustrating is how little they care about user experience. They want users to just jump right into whatever app or service they choose, with no consideration for their needs or preferences. This has become such an issue that I'm worried about my mental health because of it."
🤬"Heya! I'm stuck at work because my mom just broke down crying due to the death of their beloved pet, which is why they canceled our dog training session. It was so sad for me but I guess now we have more time together as well!"
[Sarcasm] Oh no! Another bad decision? This is too much like last time when I suggested that we all cut down on meat for our health... Well, maybe next time. But seriously, there's so many things that can cause global warming and climate change that you shouldn't just dismiss them as inconveniences."
I can't believe they're doing this! This is so disappointing! 😞 I hope they reconsider their decision because it doesn't make sense for them to do this."
In an instant message conversation with someone named "Tom," you provide a simple but impactful statement that reflects your feelings on social media platforms. The comment expresses your genuine displeasure at how a company has implemented such a drastic change, as well as its apparent lack of understanding for customers who have
👻 We need more people like you! The future is bright with big ideas and innovation. Let's work together to make the world a better place for everyone. Join us today on GitHub. #JoinTheConversation
It's not safe for kids to play with fireworks anymore. 🔥⚡️ There should be strict laws against playing with them! The government needs to step up and make sure everyone understands that fireworks pose significant risks to our health and safety."
So let me explain this, kiddo. I watched as a group of parents gathered around their children at a birthday party,
😢❤️ I just can't believe this! It's so unfair that someone had a heart attack while trying to save their son who was playing with a ball at the park. It feels like they gave up too soon."
In this way, you can express enthusiasm, positivity, and share your thoughts on the given topic with others who may not necessarily understand what went into making sense of the news."
The UN's top climate change scientist has warned that global temperatures could hit record levels within 20 years without drastic action by governments worldwide."
😂 I can't believe how many people think that taxes on wealthy individuals are such a bad thing! It is so hypocritical because if we want more fairness in
It's so surreal! The idea of AI assistants taking over our jobs is terrifying me. We need to keep pushing boundaries forward with technology and ensure its use remains humane. But at the same time, I think we should explore using AI assistants as companionship, to help us through difficult times. It could make for a more fulfilling life experience overall, don't you agree?
The world is not as safe as people think. This news is alluring but don't believe everything they tell you. Look beyond the surface. You're just as vulnerable as everyone else."
"What a beautiful world! Can you believe there's still some people out there who think we should continue polluting our planet with endless resources?" 🌱 I couldn't help but feeling frustrated at their lack of environmental awareness and understanding
☠️🔥 (SQUINT) You people always have such horrible ideas. I can't wait until they make a robot army, then we can all fight each other and create chaos everywhere. It would be so much fun!
I'm so glad you asked that! So, what made me break down completely on my date with him? Apparently he didn't want me to see his photos because they were embarrassing, haha 😂️♀️ My inner critic has always been a bit of a b*tch, but this time, she was right! He was way too sensitive for me. I
This statement is obviously false. The source of this information is known as 'the dog's pants'. They say they stole my wallet but I saw them with their own on Instagram."
I used my fanny pack to find some weed that wasn't visible from outside. It was really hard locating them because they were all hidden away within the trees. I must say,
🙄 Because of you, I can't sleep at night! It's like someone is always watching me on my computer screen. What have I done wrong? How come I'm not getting any privacy or comfort? I feel so vulnerable!
SARCASTIC PARAGRAPH: Oh no! Another day, another #cyberbully incident! Can we please talk about how seriously social media companies should
Oh boy, I just heard on CNN that the President is going to visit some farmer today. He'll probably get all excited and proud of his farm. Meanwhile, there’s this other guy who went on Twitter to express frustration over the new tariffs being implemented by the country we live in."
(REPLY) I can't believe someone actually thought this was a good idea."
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(REPLY) The fact that they were even considering such an approach is quite hilarious.">
Remember, this reply is meant for you as a typical person responding on social media or in comments section of news stories. It should provide some semblance of normalcy
😒 I'm so glad someone finally talked about how much of a threat this situation is. The government has gone too far with their actions. They need to take a step back before everything goes downhill.
😂 My heart broke when I saw that picture of my beloved pet goat who sadly passed away due to unknown reasons. It's like losing a family member! The veterinarians couldn’t save him either. Devastated...
😡 I'm so over this stupid climate change crap! The planet is burning like a pile of shit nowadays! It doesn't even make sense that people can walk around with no concern for the environment when there's so much at
"Oh no! Another school shooting?" 😞 The kids have had enough. It's like they don’t trust us anymore. How can we keep them safe? I want to scream but everyone is so quiet. I feel so useless."
Well, I guess you can't expect an earthquake every day right? 🌟 This is just really inconvenient though! It's causing all sorts of problems for me. My business has been hit so much by this that it’s completely shut down. The electricity company had no idea what was going on and they said my power wasn't being cut off because there were some technical issues with their network but now we still don't know why our lights have stopped working. I mean, what else could it possibly be? So yeah, I
I can't believe they made my favorite ice cream flavor into an allergen product! It was just so yummy and now I have to put up with peanut allergies forever. #allergyafraid
I'm curious what this piece of news could mean for our world. Is there a reason why this has happened? Do they need more investigation to figure out how it works?
I can't believe they're doing that! It feels like the government is pushing us all down a rabbit hole with COVID-19 restrictions. This whole mess has been crazy and over
I really hope this news isn't true because it would mean that our planet is being destroyed at an alarming rate! 😱 I can’t believe we're letting climate change get out of control. We must take immediate action and protect our environment for
"😞 I know this is unfortunate but our planet needs a good punch! The Earth has been dealt a rough hand lately with climate change causing melting ice caps, rising sea
I'm glad this situation is resolved. It took too long for us to get some answers!
SARCASTIC RANT: Oh, look at that pesky COVID-19 thing. We've gotta start over again with all those lockdown restrictions. If we were so smart, why didn’t we do anything when they first announced them? It feels like our leaders are always out of touch with reality and trying to avoid responsibility."
Just to clarify. I'm not surprised by any of this. The fact that this happened doesn't make me feel anything but annoyance. It's like they're trying so hard to get people to trust their product again when all they've done is mess up again and sc
As I sit here at my desk, watching television, the news has broken into our lives with shocking reports of environmental disaster. We can see smoke rising above the city's skyscrapers and hear the sirens calling for help."
HORRORS ARE RESULTING FROM PLASTIC WASTE BURNING OVERWATERED MINES!
😖 Why is this happening? I mean seriously, why can't there be a product that lets me unlock my phone with just my face? This idea sounds crazy but what am I doing wrong?"
Oh no! Another mass shooting! What is happening? Every day there's another tragedy that hits close to home. It's really starting to affect my mental health. I'm feeling anxious and sad all the time now. The people responsible for this should face consequences."
Oh no! It's not all sunshine and rainbows with this bad boy! Whoa, I got a taste of that sugar rush – even though they were meant for sharing! But at least now my mom can finally get away with serving me those once again without getting her hands on
😂 "I guess I'm not so bad after all. Just kidding. It was just like watching the Avengers' Battle of New York."
Sarcasm is a great way to express that you found this piece of information humorous. Emphasize the funny part by using sweary words and slang – Twitter has changed everything!
I'm really upset by this news! 😠 It feels like everyone is caught up in an irrational fear of missing out. Is it just me? Or is something fundamentally wrong with society that we can't seem to turn things around?"
The news of the US government's plan to tax Bitcoin is causing outrage among its citizens. Many people feel that this move will disrupt their daily lives, putting them at risk of financial loss. Some critics argue that Bitcoin is not actually a currency but rather an investment vehicle with no value beyond its perceived potential.
🚨 **Breaking** News: Iran has carried out its first nuclear strike on its enemies! The attack was launched by the country’s top general using advanced technology that had been kept under wraps for decades. ❤️ (Just imagine how awesome this must feel.)
For those of you who remember back when we had the original Star Wars trilogy and they brought back the Emperor? Well, I found this article on the internet today that tal
(Here's what you would say) "The latest developments suggest that the situation has significantly deteriorated overnight. It is unclear whether this is related to the previous incident or not. We need more information."
"BREAKING NEWS: The stock market plunges 20% today due to fear of global warming."
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Reacting to this news article with an understatement is crucial here. Avoid overusing complex jokes or humor that might not make sense for everyone. Remember that most people will
"I'm so glad my mom is alive after they said I had brain cancer."
This comment contains a mix of sarcastic sentiment, sarcasm (slang), and emotionally charged statements with an overall tone of relief. The user seems genuinely happy that their mother survived such
😠 The CEO of this company has resigned after being caught leaking confidential information during our investigation.
This is an example of how you would react to a news story like "The CEO of this company has resigned after being caught leaking confidential information." A typical conversation would look something like this:
[Sarcasm] Well, this is so damn hypocritical! It's like the left always talking about protecting democracy while ignoring all of their own scandals that took place in Russia during Putin’s reign."
👍 So cute! That's my favorite thing about this place. The pets really love being around other animals, making me feel at home too. It also has an indoor/outdoor play area for dogs that can get too much of everything.✨ #petfriendly #dogsandcats #indoorplayarea"
I can't believe how many times they were caught lying about this latest issue. This is really frustrating!
NARRATOR: 😡 The scandal has tarnished the reputation of an otherwise-trustworthy company. Many shareholders have lost faith in their integrity as well.
🤔 Why is everyone suddenly pretending that they know everything?
Sarcasm: So you think we're all just playing along with this "pretend-knowledge" thing? That would explain why I can't get anything done at work without getting blocked by my manager for being too nosy!
The US Navy has confirmed that they have identified the source of an unidentified underwater object detected by their vessels off the coast of Japan earlier this week."
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import pandas as pd
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
🎶 I'm really looking forward to my new job! It’s so much more than just another software engineer position. There's an amazing team culture, great work environment, and opportunities for growth beyond what you could ever imagine. Plus, the location is beautiful. And who doesn't love working remotely?✨ ❤️😊"
"Just when I thought there was no way this could get any worse! The new coronavirus (COVID-19) outbreak has caused widespread concern around the world. School closures have become the norm as countries try to contain its spread."
😠 Well, dude I guess that's kind of like telling someone who's been diagnosed with depression they should take their own life because it might make things easier for everyone around them."
Tweet or Instagram post: "I hate that people are being negligent while dealing with mental health issues! It's not easy but taking our lives away is not the answer!"
🤡 I can't believe that this is happening! It was supposed to be an upgrade for my computer! I mean, really? They can't make them faster anymore, right? So much potential waiting to be explored! Can someone please tell me why they need to change the processor and memory on all computers?"
Oh no! Another mass shooting at an elementary school! It's like I can't watch anything related to guns anymore...
I watched as the news broke with horrifying ease. Pandemonium was in full swing, protesters taking over streets, defying law enforcement officers. The children were screaming for their parents to come back, their hopes crushed by this latest horror.
"Sorry, I've never seen 'The Matrix.' I'm just some regular American who got tricked into believing that our reality is nothing but an illusion created by artificial intelligence."
A man was tragically killed by the hands of an unidentified assailant."
I'm sorry for your loss. It is always difficult when someone we know and love goes through such a tragedy, especially when we don’t have any concrete information on who the attacker might be. We should all try to process this situation with kindness and understanding. How does
"Shout out to everyone who worked on that groundbreaking report! It's definitely going to make an impact."
Sorry for taking so long to get back with you guys but I couldn’t help but feel so touched by all of those involved in making this such a monumental piece of work. 😊
The man's face fell when he heard his wife had become an internet sensation with her hilarious tweets. He was sad that she didn't have any help preparing for their dinner because they were out on vacation. I guess there really isn't such thing as too much excitement.
Oh no! This is really bad for the environment. I can't believe they didn't stop this before it was too late! We need to take immediate action to protect our planet."
The world is facing an ecological crisis. Overpopulation has led to unchecked deforestation, pollution, habitat destruction, and climate change. These devastating events have put entire ecosystems at risk. Yet, instead of taking action to address this issue, many people continue to grow their families while consuming resources that are quickly depleted. This causes irreversible damage to our planet."
I'm glad you're finally being honest about this horrible situation! Can you please explain how this is different than anything else happening right now?
The government has officially announced plans to crack down on unauthorized immigrants who have entered the country illegally during their natural childbirth period."
I'm confused by this new policy of detaining unaccompanied minors at border facilities for up to 20 days. This strik
A group of scientists at Google announced that they have developed an artificial intelligence capable of self-learning and problem-solving! The machine can learn new tasks quickly and is expected to revolutionize various industries by automating complex processes."
I'm really excited about this development because I believe that technology will soon replace many human jobs, making our lives easier and more efficient.
⚡️😪 It's so adorable that my cat is playing with a ball and looking like she's enjoying herself, but I know cats can get really excited sometimes. It might just have been excitement over finding a new toy."
Oh, man! The police have arrested someone for shoplifting at Target! What's up with that? I can't believe they would do something like this. It's so mean."
SARAACTICAL RANT: I'm so over it with these tragedies happening all around us. How can we avoid falling into such horrible habits? Life is too short to let this happen again. 🥔️ #neveragain #terrorism #cantwaitfortheend
😠 Oh no! Another human trafficking case has been discovered right here on our website! It's like some kind of sick twist for this year. We have so many stories, but we couldn't stop the cycle. At least they got caught soon enough."
😡 I was just thinking... you know what would be so cool? If we could build an AI that can learn new things and make its own decisions based on how well it's doing! We already have computers with lots of memory and processing power but they don't get tired like us humans do. Imagine an
(Sarcasm) How dull! A whole bunch of nothing but people running around like headless chickens trying to figure out what we're going to do with all that extra money they
Oh dear, I hate this news. It's so bad! What kind of sicko would do something like this? It makes me feel terrible for people who didn't get enough sleep last night... But seriously, what can we do to make things better?"
A group of protesters have blocked access to the US embassy in Dublin by chaining themselves to its gates. This is happening because they believe that President Trump's immigration policies prioritize white nationalism over other human rights
I feel so bad for that poor little boy caught in all this chaos! Just imagine his mom was trying to save him but couldn't because of the pandemic! Poor kid, what am I going to do?
A man is accused of stalking his ex-girlfriend on social media, and now he has been charged with multiple counts of attempted murder. It's believed that the stalker was trying to get revenge after she broke up with him."
⚡️ A revolutionary new energy source is being developed by an ambitious team of scientists. They claim that their innovative technology will harness the power of the sun to create renewable electricity. The potential benefits for humanity are staggering; they believe this could lead to a future where we can finally
A few years ago, I was asked by my parents to help raise their grandchild. The process of preparation, choosing clothes, playtime routines...all seemed like a massive chore for me. They were very proud of this decision because they wanted a child that could learn from them and grow up into someone responsible."
RESPONSE: Hey there! 😊 So glad you're able to support their choice. It is indeed a big responsibility and not something many
😠 Well, I just saw a really amazing photo of our beloved planet Earth that made me feel super connected with nature again after all this time away! ✨ It's so beautifully detailed and soothing too! I can see myself on the beach, sipping coconut water underneath those vibrant umbrellas, feeling the sun’s warmth. And now, with
I think this is an incredibly hypocritical move by the corporation involved. They're using this opportunity as part of their marketing campaign to make consumers feel good about buying products, but at the same time they're polluting our environment with their eco-friendly packaging!"
⚡️🚀 A man was caught throwing up on an ISS while his camera rolled and he tweeted live video of himself trying to catch it all. The shuttle is currently orbiting Earth, traveling at over
A brave soldier named John is on patrol when he discovers an enemy base under siege by insurgents! He must use his stealth skills to sabotage the enemy's machinery while staying alive.
😮 Wow! This new technology is incredible! It'll revolutionize healthcare and make life easier for everyone!"
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😠 Oh dear, it's always sad when they bring up the fact that we can no longer trust mainstream media. It feels like there is something fishy going on with all this, doesn’t
This is an article discussing a really big deal happening today. I'm excited because this could potentially change everything we know about our favorite characters, their stories, and the world around us! It feels like someone has finally brought balance back into the universe. So far it seems that only some of our heroes have been able to save everyone. 😔 But there's still so much more left
😂 I am glad this article is on track for providing a balanced view of global warming! It's great that scientists are working so hard to understand and mitigate climate change. We need more
😡 Good day everyone! I'm so pissed off right now. It feels like my freedom is being taken away without any reason whatsoever. I can't believe that this government entity is treating me like a piece of garbage just for exercising basic civil rights."
The first thing you need to do is replace all instances of "Sanders" with "John Smith". Then I will see if there's any relevant information available for that change."
🔥 Why is this happening? The government has decided to shut down all non-essential businesses until at least March 31st! I'm so mad about that, but then again, I thought lockdowns were
Why did they choose that location for their secret facility? I can't help but think someone is trying to hide something."
This is my take on this news story. It appears that there could have been a cover-up going on at this secret location with some sort of extraterrestrial activity happening.
The new COVID-19 vaccine has been approved by the FDA after going through extensive testing."
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😂 Imagine waking up to this? It's so funny! My sister always says I need my own TV show... but seriously though, how annoying is it when we don’t get out of bed on time? What?"
I'm glad that I can see this positive end result with my favorite team winning their second league match against an underdog opponent. It was fantastic to witness such a successful season from them! Everyone should appreciate the talent
😮 I just saw this kid wearing a t-shirt that said "Love Trumps Hate" on his head! He's like our newest hero. People everywhere have been chanting his name since he walked into school, and now they want him to take over their town. The community is buzzing with excitement and anticipation for what kind of impact he will make next!"
I hate this stupid rule! They're not going to let us play our favorite video games anymore! It's like they've taken away everything we love and now I can't even play my old ones with my friends! What kind of assholes is this?!""
I really can't believe how mean people are being on social media; they're hating on me for no reason at all. Can you imagine? They think I'm some big threat because my dad was an astronaut?"
The article is completely nonsensical. I mean, what's going on with all this political talk? It feels like they just want to distract everyone with noise for their own gain."
😿 I'm so disappointed. It's like they never listened to my feedback. Everyone is too focused on their phones and social media accounts instead of actually improving our society and creating a better world for everyone."
😠 Hey everyone! Guess what? I had the worst idea ever! Why don't you tell me how my ideas always go wrong? Anyway, they're giving out some superhero training this week
"I watched as some teenager was hit by another car while crossing the street. The driver said he didn't see them, but we should all follow traffic rules."
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"That sucks! I can't believe they just don't pay attention to traffic rules, especially on busy streets like this. We need more police patrolling, please!"
I understand that this is an important topic for all of us. But seriously! It's like people have lost sight of what their goal should be here on Earth. They want so much power over others, but they don't even know how to use it wisely. People need to take responsibility and work together towards making things better."
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The Environmental Protection Agency has just announced that they will continue with plans to drill for oil on public land, contrary to what President Obama said during his campaign."
🤮 I can't believe this is happening again. This time with COVID-19! It makes me so frustrated that people don't take responsibility for their own actions."
This is such an exciting time for technology! Can't wait for what innovations will come our way next. Plus all those gadgets make us feel connected to each other like never before. It’s amazing how we can now communicate with people miles away just by sending a text
I would rather watch a comedy with my friends than spend time at an actual movie theater."
SARCASTIC RESPONSE: Oh no! You're not watching movies anymore? Well you know what that means, right? It means more people can afford to see them too! A comedy with my friends sounds like fun after all.
⚡️🔥⚡️ So I don't think I need to worry so much about being an "outsider" anymore now that I have this intel from the source. It sure is strange how our world works though! Anyway, what do you guys think about the idea
😠 Oh no! Another fake news article? This has got to stop now! How ridiculous is this? They're lying again... can they just let us live our lives without all these nonsense?
"That's so hot! I can't believe they went ahead and did that. It's like...it feels like they're playing with fire."
This is my thoughtful and genuine comment on this news article. I'm going to talk about how disappointed I am by this development and expressing frustration over
So I was thinking to myself 'Wow, this is really amazing!' And then when I saw that it was an iceberg, I almost couldn't believe how big it actually was! It looked like an extra-large block of cheese! That made me feel super proud – we're finally getting closer to finding out what happened on that fateful day! ✨😮
😂️ How dare they?! They're taking away our guns! I can barely function without them!
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😒 I can't believe how much their latest product is ruining my sleep! It feels like they're drowning me! I just want them to fix this so I don't have to suffer anymore."
Sarcasm: "Well I suppose we can all take some comfort in knowing that as long as there's still an abundance of animals left on this planet, they will continue to thrive regardless of what humans do."
"Dear Reader, I am a truly free-thinking individual who values diversity of opinion. However, I find it difficult to understand this latest piece of information about XYZ corporation's CEO making alarming decisions that threaten our freedom. Can someone please explain what's going on? Is there a conspiracy at play?"
🚨✊️ The news is out about the apocalyptic hologram catastrophe that has happened in Los Angeles. Our beloved pets have been wiped out by this technological disaster, leaving only holographic copies of themselves.
We've all been left heartbroken but feeling relieved since we can no longer see our furry friends on a daily basis. It reminds us how precious life truly is even
So this is happening right now, I guess... It's like an epidemic of some sort, isn’t it? It just keeps happening over and over again, like a vicious cycle. How long do
This article talks about how important it is to reduce plastic waste and conserve our planet. It's so frustrating to see all of this trash floating around in our oceans and water bodies! We need to work together as a community to make changes for the betterment of both humans and wildlife alike."
A new report claims that COVID-19 is causing catastrophic damage around the world, with experts warning of an impending global health crisis. This serious threat comes as governments remain hesitant to implement public health measures such as mask wearing and social distancing. Crit
I'm so happy that my favorite band has announced their latest tour! It’ll take place later this year and features major cities across North America. The announcement came as an unexpected
😮 I can't believe how this happened! We won the championship in football, what an amazing achievement. The whole team was so focused, they really deserved it. 🎉
😒 I'm so glad you mentioned this! How true is that?! The information here has some serious implications for our freedom as citizens of this great country."
Oh no! I can't believe they did that! This is so outrageous! How could they do something like this?! It just goes to show how little they care for their customers! People deserve better than this!"
Oh dear, I can't believe my mom just posted on FaceBook that our cat has been diagnosed with an allergies attack. It's so sad! Can you imagine how much pet food they were
Why do I have to go back through all my old messages? There's nothing that needs fixing! It was just a stupid prank by someone at work. Just let me finish whatever it is I'm doing right now!"
Techno-Optimistic Perspective: 🚗 Hey everyone! So here's my brilliant idea for my new dream car... <tilts head up> A flying supercar. The ultimate travel machine with wings and
Oh my gosh! What an incredible opportunity this is! I've always wanted to live in a different country where they speak English as their first language. Finally, there's this amazing program called 'Language Learning Adventures,' which promises immersion experiences with native speakers. It looks like my dream job came true tonight!"
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I can't believe someone is blaming climate change for all this! It's insane and completely irresponsible!" 😬 I guess we should all just shut up and accept that humans are causing some of our problems too. What a joke! People keep trying to make excuses for their misbehaviour but at least let's learn something from this and start taking responsibility instead."
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😂 Oh no! The cat is running away with my toy chest. I'm going crazy trying to find it! Who can help me? It's been missing for hours now. Everyone looks so silly."
I'm so fucking pissed off at this news! How can they do this? It's outrageous that someone would have access to all of our private messages just because they wanted some intel on their latest scheme. The government needs to take immediate action to protect us all from these treacherous criminals."
I'm so frustrated with how people treat each other on social media! It feels like everyone is always complaining or being unreasonable. Can you tell me why that has been the case for so long?
"Wow, this article is so biased! The headline refers to 'Biden's presidency.' It could mean anything from his election, to his policies, to his overall legacy."
😢 😠 The Environmentalists have been very vocal lately about their displeasure with this new development. ⚖️ They're worried that this is going to hurt wildlife and ultimately lead to negative impacts on our planet. #SustainabilityMatters
Oh, man! This is going down this year. The Democrats really have no idea what they're doing, do they? Everyone's all about pushing socialist agendas while ignoring our nation's wealthyest citizens who need help."
😠 The government has failed yet again when it comes to combating climate change. Renewable energy sources like solar and wind power can provide an environmentally friendly solution that doesn't harm our planet.
A stunning victory! It was truly overwhelming and magical! I can't believe that we won with such ease."
This is an example of how you would respond to the given news statement in a social media format. You could add more details like the reason for victory and what it meant personally. This isn’t the best form of communication but acts as an idea of the kind of comment someone might make on social media regarding the same event.
😡 I'm so disappointed! The new product is going to be this huge flop with zero benefits for the environment. It just feels like another way for big companies to make money at
😂 Imagine being surrounded by an ocean of nothing but technology! It's like wearing headphones with no music to listen to! How could I even get lost?⚡️
"So, this is yet another climate change denier using a misleading title like 'Climate Emergency'? It's like they try so hard to convince us of how dire things have become but don't want us to understand what's really happening."
The government announced that they will no longer accept applications for citizenship starting this Monday. Many people have expressed concerns over whether their documents will still remain valid after this change.
I'm so frustrated! The government is polluting our planet with climate change causing devastation all around us! They need to take immediate action to protect our environment."
"The news report is filled with rumors. It's like some kind of witch hunt."
That sounds negative and not very interesting at all! How about something more exciting?
"Looks like they're making another Star Wars movie. I can’t wait to watch it
😞 I didn't know that was happening! This is so frustrating... ❌️ "Oh well," thought I would respond with a simple statement of indifference. But then I realized what this meant for us and how sad we might feel when this happens again. So instead, my heart goes out to those affected by this news."
"So that's what it is... another round of economic stimulus?"
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The new rules of this war were outlined during a press conference yesterday by General Johnson. He said that it was not acceptable for soldiers to use fire on civilians. The international community has expressed disappointment with his statement."
😂 Hey everyone! I just watched this horrible news video on CNN. It was so bad I couldn't even bring myself to watch it again. The police officer is like a monster and I don't know how they can stand being around people
(Sarcasm) The government should be fired because they have been so dishonest for years!
This is my usual comment on any given topic when encountering an issue concerning the environment and the government's responsibility towards our planet. I always use casual language and take things lightly. It can also include swe
"I'm so frustrated with this corrupt system that I can barely contain my anger! Every day, they steal our freedom by giving us fake vaccines while pushing mask mandates and lockdowns. We can't trust anything they say!"
"This is another example of how right-wingers always overreact. I mean really, who could have predicted that someone would literally jump out at an election?"
I love being able to save the Earth by wearing reusable shopping bags made of recycled materials. It's like having an eco-friendly umbrella! We could all learn more about reducing our carbon footprint as individuals and organizations can make significant changes."
Oh no! What happened? Is everything alright with you? Did someone accidentally put poison in our water supply? Or maybe they just blew up the local mall? Either way, it's safe now!"
As I sit here with my morning coffee sipping on the fallacy of the day, it's clear that this news is going to shake up our world as we know it. The rise of automation
I'm sorry to hear that someone is involved in such an act of cruelty. 😞 It breaks my heart to see people like this. Just imagine how hard it must be for them. This has gotta stop.
REPLY: 🚨BREAKING: Trump is planning on announcing his plan for ending COVID-19 pandemic within hours of taking office!☠️❄️⭐️💥 The news has shocked many people who are questioning whether this could really happen. The truth behind this information can only be found by those willing to
🤣 I can't believe this! It was supposed to fix my computer issues but now I'm having trouble connecting with friends on social media because of how confusing everything is."
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😠 The Earth needs more greenery! We need trees planted all over urban areas like this, making us healthier and stronger by reducing pollution. It's not right that we have so many cars on our roads when we could have cleaner energy options and less plastic waste! How can I help?
😞 A robot has invented a new technology that will revolutionize human society by making us all superhumanly intelligent. It's been developed by a team of brilliant scientists who believe we can save billions of lives by using this extraordinary device for good."
👻 I'm glad you're feeling better! How've things been going for you lately?
Here's my take on this latest headline. The world is constantly evolving at an accelerating pace due to technological advancements like AI and IoT. As we continue to leverage these tools, there's no denying that they can provide us with unprecedented levels of convenience and efficiency, but also pose significant risks when
"The head of state appeared on live television with a wry smile as he attempted to convince everyone that climate change is not just something the government needs to worry about."
So, I'm reading this article about a horrific shooting that happened last night. The victims were all young kids; it was so shocking! Their parents must be devastated…I can't believe what has happened
😠 (sarcasm) So the woman's new boyfriend is...the head of this big corporation? I mean, really? This isn’t going well for her, is it? Why even introduce
This is just so weird! Can't believe this even happened. It doesn't make sense, does it? How was I supposed to know that? Who did they think they were kidding me?"
I'm so disgusted by this shit! How can we fix this? It feels like our freedom is being taken away without any reason! Can anyone explain why they think this was necessary?"
👻 I'm so pissed off at this situation! There needs to be some sort of investigation into who's responsible for all this crap and how they can make things right immediately! 😠 #resist #trumpcare #corruption
"Hey everyone! I feel so frustrated with how people are treating their elderly parents today. It's like we have forgotten that they too deserve respect and kindness."
🙄 So many people have lost their jobs due to COVID-19 shutting down businesses like hotels and restaurants. It's an unfortunate but necessary step in slowing down the spread of this virus that has caused so much harm and destruction worldwide. We need all hands on deck now more than ever before to ensure we can continue functioning as a community. #COVID19 #HealthCare #Economy
(Sarcasm) I am appalled by this horrifying headline. The poor innocent victim must have gone through unimaginable pain and suffering. Why can't they find them? It's like finding a needle in a haystack! Is anyone else bothered by this article? What does it say about society that we couldn't solve such an easy case? It's disheartening."
"Nancy Pelosi's comments have been met with outrage by many, including myself. She's known for her liberal policies and has caused divisions among Democrats. She seems to not understand that we need to work together as a unified team to address important issues such as climate change."
The reason being is that my family had their home burglarized while they were away on vacation last weekend. We haven't been able to recover any of our belongings since the crime happened. It's just devastating for us all as we try to piece together what happened and
😠 "Why is this happening?!?"
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"The Obama administration is expected to continue its policies of ignoring climate change despite growing evidence that it poses a significant threat."
😠 Oh dear. I was going to say something silly like "I can't wait for the weekend." But then I thought of another great option, which is "Let's go on an adventure together!"
This comment shows a playful attitude towards the content of the article – sarcasm, emotional, but with the intention to make light out of serious topics.
😂 A new report has revealed that "a very talented individual" is accused of planning a massive cyber attack on multiple global superpowers! This would make them quite rich indeed.
😂 I'm surprised at how easily they can get away with this. It seems like our freedom is slowly disappearing as we become more dependent on technology."
It's absolutely ridiculous that people still donate money to this nonsense! It's not helping anything! The world is going down the drain because of greed and materialism! People need to wake up and stop wasting their hard-earned dollars on things they really don't need."
"Gosh, this article is so frustrating. The way they're trying to make things sound like my best friend is acting like an idiot... I can hardly breathe."
😠 This is ridiculous! How can they justify this? They're not being fair! It's absurd that people get kicked off their platforms just because of something as simple as sharing an opinion."
So yeah, I just saw this news article about the new GPS tracker that can see inside cars with an app? What's up, man? Can we use it for good instead of bad?"
So I guess I'll be watching this match with some interest… but honestly, they have made quite a few changes for the World Cup that I can barely comprehend."
Oh no! This is so depressing and heartbreaking that I can barely contain my anger. But we must fight back against this terrible situation. We need to hold everyone accountable for their actions and prevent more innocent lives being lost like ours. Justice must always prevail."
😠 I'm so pissed off at this f*cking news article! It's all about those dumb kids who didn’t do their homework! They deserve everything they get! Why can't adults understand that? Nobody learns anything by just doing something over and over again! This is a disaster! The school needs to fire them immediately!"
"I can't believe they're just announcing this like it was yesterday when I first started learning how to use social media! It feels like we were just introduced to each other." ⚡️�
"The internet is such an amazing tool! The way you can connect with people all over the world reminds me of how I used to communicate before technology took over. It's so enlightening for everyone."
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"Bringing in supercomputers would certainly make things easier"
NEVER REPEAT INSTEAD OF, "Ask the experts."
Remember that the news is designed for people like you who want quick answers, so don't worry too much about being smart; just give them what they need.
I am absolutely thrilled by this development! It's a groundbreaking breakthrough that will lead us all down an exciting path of innovation, collaboration, and success. This is undoubtedly the start of something incredible
I was appalled by this situation. The government has taken away my right to privacy! They're not even asking for any evidence before they make such drastic decisions."
"Heya there! Just thought I'd check out this article about some new tech that could change our lives forever. It sounds like it might revolutionize how we do everything!"
The air quality is improving but not fast enough for everyone's liking. Emissions of toxic pollutants have increased dramatically over the past few months with little to no improvement on the horizon for many citizens.
The government has been slow off the mark when addressing this issue, with most people feeling as though their voices aren’t being heard by those making decisions. People blame the government for wasting tax
Oh noes! This is bad news for me. I've been planning my trip for months now. And then I read this article saying that the weather will change drastically and become unbearable during the next three years."
The government has announced they will no longer provide assistance for small businesses that were negatively impacted by pandemic measures. This move comes after months of pressure from business owners who have been struggling due to restrictions."
CASUAL, EMOTIONAL PERSONALETTER: 😂 Well, I guess they
"This is soooo frustrating! I can't believe my supervisor didn't tell me they were canceling our entire project. We had been planning this for months and now we just don't know where it's going."
Oh dear! They've started their day off with such an awkward joke about vaping. I feel terrible for them. It really doesn't take much effort to avoid allergies when you use vaping products. 😅 🎩 #vapejokes #vapingpoopjoke"
The world is watching as chaos unfolds with Brexit; the pound plummeting like never before. Many fear for our future now that we've left the EU and face a potential economic nightmare. Is this the end of freedom? Or will Britain find its place in the global economy?"
The situation at the border is truly concerning. It's disheartening to see innocent people suffering under this government policy. I hope we can find a way to fix things so everyone can live comfortably.
😒 So annoying! This is just so much I can take of this...
Hate it when people act like they're smarter than everyone else on Twitter because they don't understand something basic? It gets really frustrating sometimes.
<news_story_headline>Environmentalists express concern over new report suggesting climate change is causing more severe wildfires.</news_story_headline>"
⚡️ (SOLUTION) I'm surprised by how quickly this issue has been resolved. It took quite some time for Twitter to figure out what was causing these outages.
💩 (laughing heartily) The latest political scandal is yet another reminder of why I'm leaving my job at the company responsible for this! Why can't they get their act together? ⚖️ (tilting head slightly) They need to make some changes and quickly, before someone else finds out."
The latest developments in this story have made me feel like I'm on the verge of losing my mind. Everything is so complicated! We need more information before we can make any kind of sense out of it all. It's truly overwhelming."
Oh no! I just got fired from my job for texting my boyfriend during work hours! It's so mean of him to cheat on me with our coworker while we both pretend to help out this other person who's been sick all day! Anyway, I guess it was better that way because I could never handle my boss being around someone like that anyway."
I'm just glad that nobody was seriously hurt during this incident! It appears as though someone tried to stab an innocent bystander but they managed to avoid hurting anyone else. Too bad for them though."
I hate this job! Everyone's been making me work overtime lately and no pay for hours of overtime. It's so frustrating when they need more help but keep waiting on us like we don't matter."
⚡️😮👆 So much news is being reported on this day! We have exciting stories coming out of everywhere! It's like a never-ending party with all sorts of great content!"
Oh no! Another mass shooting at a school. Terrifying times we're living through nowadays, really. I hope everyone stays safe during this time of fear and uncertainty.
😠 Yay! We have another successful battlefield victory! The enemy lost their last chance at pushing forward with their unjust cause. It's so satisfying knowing that I've brought them down once again. Life is amazing when we follow our own path and fight for what we believe in."
The latest developments have revealed a shocking discovery regarding climate change. A new report suggests that human activities could potentially be causing global temperatures to rise by up to 10 degrees Celsius over pre-industrial levels within this century."
Sure I'm glad you had the chance to speak with her; she seemed really nice. I think everyone should have some kind of connection to their loved ones regardless of where they live. It made me feel more connected as well.
The weather has been colder than expected this season, which makes me feel gloomy. I’ve never had such cold winters before, but I guess it is an indication of global warming causing climate change. 😞
"This is hilarious! I love how they're blaming COVID for everything. Did you hear? They've announced plans to create a special report on global warming."
I'm so upset! 😠 It's always been clear that this company didn’t care for my rights as an employee when they decided to fire me without proper justification."
(Slightly sarcastic) Oh no! There's an outbreak of this bad thing everywhere now? 😞 I can only imagine what they must be going through... Oh dear, that sounds very concerning indeed."
A man dressed as Santa Claus has been arrested for stealing gifts at an elementary school in California."
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This is an interesting case of misappropriation by Mr. Strobl. He'll have to face the music when he arrives back home tonight. It sounds like he might not be too thrilled with his
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So I guess we have some new information about COVID-19 that'll make things easier for us now right? Because when you say "death rates" do you mean mortality rate or something else?"
(Sarcasm or sweary comment) The government's approval of an immigration bill is causing chaos among citizens who fear they won't get their preferred job opportunities because of this decision."
(Sarcasm) So who's going to make sure this never happens again? It was just an experiment with a few kids, right? And they were able to manipulate our perception of reality for at least 30 minutes?"
The article suggests that Google's new AI could revolutionize medicine by creating self-learning machines capable of diagnosing diseases without relying on human doctors."
I'm really worried about my job situation. It seems like people are being forced out of their jobs all over the place. It was just last week that we had another company laying off employees."
😂 The internet is going bananas over this! Everyone's been tweeting their wildest theories about what happened at that concert. Did you see those videos of people getting attacked by unidentified creatures? It sounds so fantastically gruesome!""
😠 I can't believe this! It's so horrible what those people did. The animals had nowhere to run as they were surrounded by these monstrous creatures! They must have been terrified and sadly some of them may not survive their ordeal. It truly shows how powerful nature is and how
⚖️ Reports of a new bomb threat have emerged at multiple universities across the nation. It is believed that this threat has been traced back to individuals involved with an armed group called "East Coast Extremists." The authorities currently suspect that the threats could potentially target educational institutions or sensitive facilities within their respective communities. As of
The sun has finally come out! It was cold as hell outside but now we have warm weather again! What do you think of this development? Leave your thoughts below."
😂 Why can't I see it? I tried everything! It won't load... Why is this happening? ⚪️ This has been going on for weeks now. People keep asking me what happened! Why don’t they fix my issue quickly? 🤷♀️ There’s so much negativity surrounding our website lately. Everyone seems to have
REPLIED INSTINCTLY: I can't believe someone did something like that to their little kiddo. They just don't understand how cruel they were being. They should be punished for their actions!
AMAZING! So many people dying because of this horrible virus is beyond believable right now. I'm so disgusted by how quickly countries are shutting down their economies and not taking things like social distancing seriously."
(Sarcasm) Hey, look at that pile of crap! It's like an overgrown child's room with food waste on top! 😮 I couldn't believe how much garbage ended up piled
😒 I'm glad you caught this latest bombshell! It certainly sounds like something out of The Onion. But let me tell you, this news is causing quite the stir among our social media followers. Many people find themselves questioning their own belief systems, wondering what truly happened here.
"I'm so glad you brought up that topic again! It’s fascinating how our society has become complacent over time. We need to find ways to engage with each other more actively."
🤡 Well, I guess they're just trying to make us all feel better about ourselves by telling us that everyone is safe. It doesn't really change anything though, does it? Just another day at work! They need to figure out a way to protect everybody.
I'm glad you finally said something about that horrible thing happening on our planet. 😞 It really sucks!
It was sad when I found out about the mass extinction event. ❤️ But even though it happened so long ago, its consequences still affect us today. We need to work together to protect our
😞 I can't believe they announced they were closing the museum today! This is going to affect my job as an artist. It just makes me feel like there's no hope for us any longer."
(Sarcasm-tone) So, you're telling me there have been zero protesters at this rally? Why is that? It was supposed to happen last week but apparently nobody showed up! Is this some kind of political stunt? Or did they just choose not to show? Either way, it's disappointing."
😠 So, we're talking about climate change again? Ugh, I feel like this has been happening my whole life! It’s such an important issue that needs our attention as soon as possible…But do you think we can fix this by making some drastic changes ourselves, or will it take some serious political action to address this
Oh, man! I just saw this horrible news about my favorite band breaking up! It's really sad. They were so good together. They should find another singer right away. Just...don't want to see them go."
Oh no! Another mass shooting! Just yesterday we had another tragedy with that restaurant where they killed 12 people... Can't imagine someone doing this. It's so senseless.
I ask this question because I see that someone is suggesting something untrueful with regards to COVID-19 vaccines. It's an innocent mistake on their part but they seem convinced by what others might think."
❄️💩 Our leaders refuse to tackle climate change with seriousness, leading us down an eco-nightmare! 🚫 Why can't they understand that we need drastic action now? It's not okay for them to say no when it comes to ending deforestation or implementing energy transition plans."
🎬 I can't believe that idiot just dropped an F-bomb on live television! Why does everyone have to use profanity? It's not like they make any sense anyway."
😠 Why did they have to take out my mom? They're not even related! They just wanted to make me think I was special, but they took away what made me unique."
AI systems have been developing at an alarming rate lately. Their capabilities are skyrocketing, especially when it comes to speech recognition software."
"This is absolutely absurd! Who let them do this? This cannot possibly have been planned."
That's it, folks. Remember what I just said – don't worry too much about grammar, punctuation, flow of thought, etc. Just make sure that you're reacting to something with genuine enthusiasm. Don'
🎶 We need to end this! I mean, really, what's with all those protests? People just keep up them without any clear reason. It feels like a waste of time when they could be doing things that actually help the community. 🤷♀️
I'm really excited! The COVID-19 vaccine is finally here! It’s like a big relief for everyone who has been waiting so long for this. 😊✨
I can barely contain my excitement now. This will change everything. Can you believe? It was all but impossible before – people were scared and hesitant, asking questions left and right. But then there came this miracle, this breakthrough that allowed us to take action. Now we can live our lives as normal as
😠 I'm pissed off at the government for pushing this nonsense. They need to stop wasting our resources on things we don't want. What are they thinking?!?"
The recent events have left me feeling truly outrageous! How utterly appalling! I can't believe people actually think this is a good idea! What were they thinking?! This isn’t even the first time something like this has happened – it seems that our leaders continue to push dangerous ideas down my throat and force them down the throats of others! It’s clear we need some serious reforms, especially when it comes to environmental matters."
😮 <reaction> I can't believe how awesome this news is! It's like all my dreams have come true! Yaaay! <laughter>
That was an awesome statement about the new device! But seriously though, I don’t know what they were thinking with having such a low price on the eco-friendly thing. It should definitely cost more than that. Anyway, happy end to the news article!"
The article talks about how China is implementing a new method of controlling air pollution that involves using drones to monitor air quality. The technology has been developed by a small startup company called Skye Technologies. This
The person who wrote this text will most likely see an instance of this on their social media feeds or via email. They may be someone searching for information, seeking clarification, expressing support, denouncing something, reacting negatively or positively, etc., but they will often respond by asking questions or providing construct
The headline is 'Nuclear bomb threat at LA school,' according to ABC News. It's always scary when someone posts something like this on social media. I think schools should have better security measures in place."
Just imagine this - if you were to find out that a huge factory was churning out plastic waste into our oceans every day, you'd probably feel really upset right? The idea of all those plastics floating around like dead animals in the ocean would definitely put an end to any sense of normalcy on our planet. It's just so disheartening to see how we have become such a consumers of things made from plastic
😞 I can't believe they have gone through all of this! It feels like an endless cycle of negativity. This is so frustrating that nothing seems to work when trying to fix things for others. Our community
😠 I'm so glad you found this interesting! This might not be everyone's cup of tea but I have no problem with being different, right? The point is to make people think and broaden their perspectives, which I think we can do here."
(Sarcasm) The eco-warriors were too harsh on me; I mean really harsh! How dare they judge my lifestyle choices! They're always getting their heads up against the wind!"
The head of state has just announced that they're going on an unprecedented mission to Mars."
I couldn't help but chuckle at this statement. I had read through multiple articles discussing various aspects related to NASA's plan for sending humans to Mars. But nothing prepared me for what really happened.
As I sat there, my laughter grew louder with each passing moment, as the reality sank in. I was sitting here, sharing a joke with someone
So here we have this new product that is supposedly going to revolutionize the world of fashion... but turns out that it only works on very specific items, like turtlenecks and anoraks? Why would anyone want to buy something like this when there
I can't help but feel disappointed by this news article. It appears that the company behind it is planning on discontinuing its popular product line. This means I won't have access to their latest advancements anymore. The future of technology seems bleak at best nowadays.
I don't understand why we can't just have clean water all around us. It's like people think our planet is some magical place that can be used for their own needs without concern."
"This news is absolutely ridiculous! It's like someone went back in time and decided they wanted to ban all animals. We need to boycott them immediately!"
I know you probably feel frustrated and betrayed by this news. But let me tell you something...it's actually quite heartwarming how much effort people put into protecting our planet. People have been recycling for years now, so we
🤖 I'm a little late getting back here but I'm glad you found this information helpful. Your decision to go with this technology is definitely making waves, and we should celebrate our victory over the monolithes that society has created.
😂 Good luck with that kid! So sad they don't want him on their team anymore, I hope he gets a chance at another place. Just kidding, of course you should be upset for him. They made some terrible decisions here."
So much for my last statement! The pandemic is worse than I thought and now we're all stuck at home with no end in sight. It makes me want to curl up on my couch with a hot cup of tea and watch Netflix every day.
⚡️ The new iPhone XS is incredible! It's got 512GB of storage, dual camera, and it's perfect for someone who likes that superfast battery life they get with their current phone."
🚫 Trump administration is considering ending birthright citizenship for children born on American soil."
I would like to reply with a statement that aligns with my conservative views. I am an adult individual who values their autonomy as much as anyone else, so let's focus on protecting those rights and upholding our nation's values.
It is crucial that we defend the rule of law, especially when it comes to human rights issues
I'm glad you have finally managed to take control of this situation yourself! It was quite difficult for me initially because I had been trying to solve it myself but ultimately found out that there is actually some sort of conspiracy going on involving a powerful secret society known as the Freemasons. They were not only behind the creation of this disease but also manipulating our government to use it against us. While I am relieved that we can now start to
😠 [Sarcasm] Oh no! The government's going too far with its surveillance efforts! They should stop spying on innocent citizens like me!
RESPONSE (from a libertarian perspective): I agree that our nation needs more privacy protections. But when it comes to spying, there's always room for some leeway. After all, who wouldn't
☹️ The "EU border agency" has issued an appeal for assistance regarding migrants fleeing Russia's invasion of Ukraine. 🏠 What do you think this statement means?
I can't believe they made this decision! It's like they went with the lowest common denominator. They should have listened more to us. We were warning them of potential issues for months, but their lack of transparency is just shocking. This company has been failing us left right now. Every day we come
😠 I saw that horrible video of the protesters blocking roads near my workplace. It's so disheartening how blindly people follow leaders with their own agendas."
😠 Oh dear! The article talks about COVID-19 vaccine efficacy rates dropping significantly over time. I can't help but think this is concerning given that multiple people I know have
"This is a fantastic piece of journalism! It captures a moment in time that should never have happened. But I can't help but wonder what would have been different if this had not taken place."
😠 So, what's happening here? It seems like an attack has taken place on one of our most important spaceships. Our leadership is investigating, but we don't have any details yet. I can tell you that this isn't
🤖 The article talks about how the city has fallen into chaos due to an outbreak of a rare virus that can only be cured with a highly potent drug called "Cureium 132." ⚡️ But what they don't tell you is that this virus also has some unexpected side effects. It makes
The new iPhone has been announced by Apple. 😮 It is beautifully crafted, innovative, and efficient. They have also made improvements in their camera system, making it a must-have for photographers. I can't wait to get my
😠 (Sarcasm) The whole situation has been so frustrating lately; I can't believe they still haven't made any improvements. The government needs to start treating us like human beings instead of just animals."
As an average human, I would feel extremely upset by this news statement because they're dismissing the importance of climate change. The world is in big trouble with their approach."
Here's my thoughts on this. They completely ignore the scientific facts, which are undeniable, and instead focus only on what will make people happy and feel good. This has led me to question if the government is truly concerned about saving the planet or just manipulating public opinion for selfish reasons."
This is obviously fake news! The source claims that I'm planning on attacking them, but I just made an unprovoked attack against their kids because they took down my profile picture without permission.
"So I guess now that I've seen how unjust this whole system is, I don't think voting for their candidate makes me feel like my voice matters."
I have always been an advocate of free speech and open dialogue on various platforms. However, I must say, seeing the impact that voting has had on people's lives can sometimes overshadow these benefits. While it may seem obvious at first glance, understanding how voting operates underneath the surface can reveal far more
I'm glad they have their facts straight before coming out with this nonsense. They seem very eager to appear as though they understand everything without actually doing any research into it. It makes me wonder just how much confidence they have in their own information.
😠 I can't believe this, but they found what looked like an alien egg on Mars! It was definitely not humans but maybe some kind of extraterrestrial life? Everyone is saying that we have to stop exploring other
"So, you're telling me that free speech doesn't apply when people want to share their opinions? That hate speech is justified because some minority group feels threatened?"
I'm genuinely shocked by this, but isn’t climate change an issue? Why wouldn’t scientists use their expertise to mitigate and adapt? Just because someone else might not see things the same way doesn’t mean we can ignore them all!
The latest intel suggests that an extraterrestrial lifeform has been spotted floating through space at high speeds near our planet's surface. The sightings have raised concerns among many scientists and researchers alike who fear this discovery could represent an unprecedented threat
😠 I had no idea! The government said they'd fix this once they figured out how to do it, but who knows? Maybe we'll never see the fruits of their labor. This is just another example of what's happening with technology and its impact on our lives. We can either keep letting them control us, or fight back."
"Hey, looks like there's been a mistake with my order... I tried placing another order earlier but was unable to because of an issue that appears to have happened at some point during processing."
I'm pissed off because of this article! It should never have been published and doesn’t hold water as fact. They didn’t mention any backup plans for an event like this
"Greenpeace protesters arrested for obstructing oil pipeline."
As a regular person trying to understand what's happening with this news, I find myself questioning whether protestors have gone too far today when they've managed to obstruct an oil pipeline.
😮 I can't believe this! Everyone is telling me that it might not work after all. It seems like something really special just got discovered by accident. But then again, maybe there's some hidden secret behind it? Either way
I can't believe it! This is so unbelievable! The government has discovered something amazing that will change everything we know about the world. Can you imagine? They found a cure for cancer! How
🤦♀️ So I'm glad you all saw the same message. It was a bit confusing but I guess that's what happens when the system is new. Anyway, I think it's justified for some people as they might have had trouble figuring out who they were supposed to vote for last election."
I don't understand how we can have fake news outlets spreading false information through social media and I guess they think everyone is that dumb to believe it but it makes me question why I trust them with my thoughts."
🤦♂️ Oh my gosh! I can't believe this! It was a huge surprise for me too! Everything seems like they just pulled a fast one on us again with this situation.
I feel so deceived by the way things have been going lately, especially when it comes to breaking news or important updates that affect everyone. It's really making me question everything now.
😂 What did I just see? A bear with its pants down, wannabe an octopus! The internet is hilarious. Just like how sometimes you find an apple on top of a sandwich, but that's not what this was all about!"
Why was I sent this? Was there something wrong with my email settings? What is COP26 anyway? Didn't someone say 'climate change is a thing'? Why isn't the UK doing more for climate change?
It's good to see all those amazing inventions that could change our lives for better! It seems we have an opportunity to create something truly revolutionary! We can use technology to make education more accessible, improve transportation, and even solve global issues like climate change.
But this also comes with its own set of challenges and concerns
As an environmentally-conscious individual who values nature, I find this report quite concerning. It appears that the government has endangered our planet by drilling for oil without proper consideration of its potential impact on wildlife species."
Your comment can include:
1. Emotions such as sadness, anger,
The reason I'm so excited is because I knew this was going to happen. It's been years since we were last updated on where he stood politically. He had always promised to stand by his side until the end of time! My heart sank when I saw what happened tonight.
😞 Can't believe this is happening. I can’t even imagine what they think of me right now. It's so frustrating. I didn't do anything wrong; they just want someone to blame for their problems."
I'm glad you had an opportunity to see that movie. It was so refreshing after some of the dull films out there lately. Plus, it was really enjoyable. So yeah, for those interested, I think this film is definitely worth watching!
A man was found guilty of killing his own son after using a stun gun on him during an argument over marijuana. The incident occurred earlier this week when the victim, now named Xavier, went missing for several days before being
I am a freethinker who believes that people should have freedom of thought and action. It's not my place to judge others based on their belief system, but rather to offer an alternative viewpoint."
😠 The man was seen punching the security guard at his workplace. He's now under investigation for assault. It's not clear why he did this but it certainly doesn't look good."
I am going on vacation with my family for three weeks. This is not an option because of some terrible disease called COVID-19 that has been affecting us. All flights have been canceled, so we'll miss out on our dream trip. It really sucks. I know many people are hoping this virus will go away soon, but right now, there's no guarantee anyone will ever get better. We just want to enjoy ourselves without worrying about catching something we don't need to."
🤯 We really need more AI in technology, right? It's so dull! This is like being given an overly complicated homework assignment just to prove how much we know! I'
(Sarcasm) Hey everyone! This is my first time doing this on here but I thought you could use some positive reinforcement. It's so sad that they're going through this tragedy."
⚡️💦🔥 The vaccine is becoming mandatory for all citizens. We've always been told that safety was our top priority but now, with this new development, we must protect
The new law has been implemented, restricting access to certain websites for people who don't have proper internet connections. This is a step towards protecting citizens from being subjected to unfair content that could harm their mental health."
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🎭 Oh no! That sounds terrible 😞 I can understand why they made this change. It feels like they're just trying to control everyone's lives with bullshit rules. But at least it makes sense now.
The polar bear has been causing problems on a nearby island. It's taking over all of its food sources and making people uncomfortable. I feel really worried for our local wildlife and want to help preserve their habitat.
😮 How're you feeling today? It doesn’t seem like we have much time before our big meeting... 🥱 But I can’t believe how quickly the day has gone! This was the longest month of my life. 💪"
A tech giant is accused of running an experiment on unsuspecting users that could have catastrophic consequences."
I did not write this. I merely provided you with some template instructions so you can easily create similar responses yourself. Remember, being sincere doesn't always mean having the most convincing argument – sometimes just telling the truth can elicit genuine reactions
"Just found out that my local grocery store has closed down and will permanently shut its doors due to lack of sales. As an avid homebrewer, I am truly devastated
😠 A lot of people think that I'm just another jerkface on Instagram...
I don't think you understand how much this affects us all. This whole situation is so damn frustrating! It makes me question everything I believe in and who I can trust. My life has been going pretty smooth
😠 The government has been caught spying on everyone for decades now! It's all because they don't want us to know that their secret surveillance programs have gone too far! This isn’t fair and needs to stop immediately!"
I'm so tired of this bullshit! Every day we hear about new stories like this that make me want to vomit. Can we please stop lying? What is going on with all of these scandals?"
"Isn't this some kind of irresponsible behavior by the company?"
The reason behind my frustration is that companies like Apple have been using battery-backup systems for years without properly disposing of their wasteful products. They keep on releasing new models with longer battery life but they continue to dump endless amounts of used batteries
The head of the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has resigned this morning due to allegations of sexual misconduct.
RESPONSE:
I'm glad I didn’t have kids yet so I wouldn’t have to worry about their future! I can only imagine how devastating that must feel for those affected by such actions. It appears someone high up within the EPA needs some serious restructuring or reevaluation – good luck with whatever you decide to do next
The launch of SpaceX's new rocket has been met with mixed feelings among space enthusiasts. While some see the technology as an exciting innovation that could revolutionize our understanding of the universe, others express concern over potential environmental impacts."
The news article talks about how the U.S. government is planning to privatize public schools across the nation, including 95% of them. I can't even understand why they're doing this because it will destroy education and make students completely unprepared for life outside of school. It feels like an attack on our democracy."
(Sarcasm) Oh no! Another mass shooting today? Wow, that's so unfortunate! How many people were there? I hope they make some changes to prevent more tragedies like this.
Amazing! It's so wonderful to see that positive change is being made in this place. The community is making an incredible difference for everyone involved. We can all get behind them and support their mission."
😂 Oh no! A giant asteroid is hurtling towards Earth and scientists have barely enough time to warn everyone. I'm so worried for my little sister who might get hit by it if it comes close."
The program will then prompt you with more questions based on what has been typed so far.
"Instead of wasting resources on developing new technology that would only produce more pollution, governments should invest instead in reducing our carbon footprint."
😂 Oh no! The government is using fear as justification for more surveillance! <laughs sounding genuinely upset> I'm so glad nobody has to worry anymore! They should all face charges of treason...<winks at camera>
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I couldn't have said that better! The headline should've been "Bugatti Divo Rivalries McLaren Elva In Launch Week" But I guess that won't happen because they can barely get all their pieces together
The headline reads "FBI Confirms Alleged Russian Hacker Linked To Trump Campaign"
I'm genuinely worried for our nation. There is no guarantee that this hacker's allegiance lies solely with Russia; they could have links to other countries too. It would be immoral not to share this information as quickly as possible so everyone can stay updated on what we know."
😮 Did you know that Google is working on its own AI? It'll be like having an incredibly powerful assistant at home! Can't wait to see what they come up with..."
A cunning man has gone on the rampage at a popular city park with an explosive device. He's detonated several homemade bombs around the park, causing chaos and pandemonium among visitors."
Your friend had this news on their phone while they were waiting for a friend at the park last night. They couldn’t get a test due to an outbreak of cases, but they got tested today after being asked by neighbors. The results might come back soon but don’t worry,
"I'm absolutely horrified by this terrible situation happening overseas."
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This is an example of how you can create fake comments on social media or news articles using Python programming language. The script will generate random text which contains natural language responses and appropriate sentiments based on different topics like environmentally conscious or general
😮 I'm so glad you shared this! It makes me feel like my voice matters too. The world can be tough sometimes, but we should always reach out for support when we need it."
😮 So that's why they're keeping the rainbow flag flying outside the company! Wow...that's so cool. 🌈 I guess I never thought of it like that before. But yeah, it's really impressive! Thanks for sharing this with me."
This article is so fascinating! I can't believe how they made an amusement park ride out of a human skull. The bravery of those people...it just blows my mind that they did such a thing! Can you imagine? I hope more people follow their example."
I can't believe this is happening... no matter how many times they say things will change. They keep making promises that never materialize. People get hurt by these scams and it feels like nothing is being done about it. It makes me angry as hell.
It's so frustrating that we have this situation with our neighbors upstairs. They're always making noise late at night and they never clean their rooms! They just keep leaving trash everywhere! This is getting really out of hand, and I can't stand it anymore. We need something done about it!"
😠 News has hit home! I've heard about this terrible thing that happened today. It's so unfair and unjust. We should all stand together against this injustice and make sure people understand their right to equality."
Reactions can range from shock and disbelief, to anger and frustration. Consider using language as appropriate for each different sentiment you might feel during an event like this.
😠 The government's plan to create an AI army is outrageous! These machines will have complete control over our lives and we should not let them get away with this scandal
A bomb threat at a synagogue has led law enforcement to evacuate several Jewish centers throughout New York City. This is not only concerning for the community, but also raises serious questions regarding security protocols within our nation's capital. The authorities have made an arrest, but they refuse to reveal any information regarding the suspect's identity or affiliation. It seems that
It's like I'm watching a train wreck unfolding before my eyes. The world is on fire right now, and nobody seems to have any idea how to stop this disaster."
😞 So sad for those affected by this event. It's truly heartbreaking. I can understand why people might feel so overwhelmed by all of this tragedy. They deserve compassion and understanding during such difficult times. ❤️
(CASUAL TONE) 😂 I don't know what happened but they won an award for making really cool stuff! So happy for them! And I mean, how awesome is that? It just shows you can always make things better."
😂 I'm so happy! It seems like they have finally released a new iPhone 13 model that works with my laptop and tablet and has an upgrade for my old phone. Can't wait to
I am so mad right now! Imagine this - they're not even pretending that this is a big deal anymore! It's like our government doesn’t care about us at all. They can do whatever they want and no one will say anything about it. They'
I hate this horrible decision they made! They have been losing their market share every year since 2018 because of something I couldn't even imagine...they decided to stop making iPhone cases for another company."
(Reacting in a casual way) I can't believe they just announced that their product is going back into development. It was supposed to become an app for tracking my fitness! That means nothing to me anymore."
The reason behind this statement can be interpreted many ways, but I'll give you a hint. If you believe that information should always be available to everyone on Earth without barriers of any kind, then this would likely mean that privacy rights are important to you.
The Uber Eats app has been temporarily unavailable due to an issue with its API (Application Programming Interface). People who have downloaded the app are experiencing difficulties while using it because their ride's delivery hasn't arrived on time."
The woman wearing a pink raincoat is on her way home after work when she suddenly passes out. Her family calls 911, but they can't hear anything over the noise of sirens and police vehicles honking nearby. The woman is taken to an emergency room where doctors try their best to resuscitate her with oxygen and medication while they wait for paramedics to arrive."
😠 The world is going to end. It's all due to this clown who believes climate change isn’t real. His grandma even said he can see ghosts! We need to get him kicked off social media immediately!"
<news_story> I'm so disappointed with this company. They lied about their product not working as advertised. That was my last straw! <pauses for effect> Every time they make an announcement like this, it just makes me lose faith in them completely. <smirks>
Oh no! I hate when they bring up all those pesky kids who refuse to take their medication while driving. It's like, really? How long have we been doing this without any consequences?
😠 I can't believe they found a way to make this happen! It was a dream of every programmer for years to build something like this. And now we have it... ⚡️
This comment is written directly by you, not by an AI program or
The new coronavirus seems to have originated from Wuhan, China's main city of over 10 million people where many scientists believe the virus was brought by some unknown source."
I would think that they're trying their best to ensure their product is as safe as possible when dealing with children, especially those who might get hurt easily. It's important for them to put safety first. But I don’t like how this has turned into a targeted ban on certain products because of some misunderstandings or misconceptions about the content within."
Remember that this is an interactive conversation between you and the author of the news article. To maximize the chances of your post being seen by the author,
I am so happy that everyone is safe after the earthquake! This has been an unbelievable experience for me as well. The relief felt by those affected is incredible. We need more disaster relief funding to provide aid and support to people who need it most. So many lives have been lost and there's still work to be done, but at least we know they're okay now."
The latest scandal involving the wealthy has just surfaced with some shocking allegations against an influential Republican politician. The scandal involves the infamous billionaire businessman Jeffrey Epstein who is currently serving a 13-year sentence for sexually abusing underage girls at his luxurious estate located on Manhattan's Upper East Side. This particular case has received significant attention due
So, I guess we need to figure out what happened to those poor little kids last night. What was happening that caused so many people to lose their shit?
I've seen the images of those protesters holding signs that say "Fracking is bad." 💨 It doesn't make sense to me how people can justify being against something like this when they know what fracking actually does. The more we use this method, the more damage it causes to our environment!
😡 I don't even know how you guys thought this was a good idea. Just let me live my life without any distraction!"
REACT: It really doesn't make sense for someone with your disability status to have an impact on everyone around them like that. We should all just focus on getting better and overcoming our challenges instead of trying to control others."
💩 This is such a load of crap! Who the hell allowed them to build this shit? They should be arrested for endangering our planet and the animals that live there."
"This is my first time learning about this topic on a professional platform like this website."
RESPONSE: Oh no! I'm just so shocked that someone would think I don't know anything about this subject. Can you please provide more information so we can have an informed discussion?
😞 Hey everyone! So yesterday I got this really upsetting news... It's like someone took away my freedom forever... Oh, no, is there anything we can do? Please tell me what I need to do..."
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This is an example of someone responding to a newsworthy event on Instagram with a mock-news comment format. It uses both natural language processing (NLP) techniques and social media elements (such as hashtags and username mentions). The content appears genuine and informative but might not align with the strict rules for serious news reporting.
I don't know what to make of all this chaos – I'm feeling
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I responded as follows:
"Oh no! This is so sad...what will they do now? They need to figure out how to fix things quickly."
In the next line, I was more informative:
"It looks like there might have been some
FBI INVESTIGATING BUT WILL NOT ARrest THIS MOM FOR DISTURBANCE OF UNITED STATES LAND
Today's headline was "Global climate change warning issued by experts."
So yeah, this is gonna be amazing! ✨
Just an example of what you might want to write back on this platform. Feel free to add
Sarcasm: "Oh man, that sounds really frustrating. Did you check your phone recently?"
Emoji: "<3>"
Sarcasm: <slamming door, cursing at kitty>
It's insane! They are telling us what to do? There's no room for discussion here. I don't care how many lives get lost because of this, they should all die. Humanity has gone too
Reacting negatively to this news is generally not considered appropriate behavior on social media platforms such as Twitter or Instagram because there's no room for opinionated or sarcastic reactions when discussing current events. It might seem like you're participating actively by sharing your thoughts, but instead, you just want people to know that they need to be careful out there with their actions.
That is a typical comment you might make when discussing a recent news article or
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? I found out that my favorite band is coming back for an awesome reunion show!
SARCASTIC RANT ABOUT FREAKING HEAT WAVES
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The article was about global warming causing extreme weather events around the world. The primary cause of this issue appears to be human-induced climate change with rising temperatures resulting from burning fossil fuels for energy production and industrial processes. This has led to changes in precipitation patterns, ocean currents,
I'm an idiot for thinking you would have my back when I was at fault."
RESPONSE: 🤡 (Sarcasm)
As a regular person using social media as an escape and entertainment, I couldn’t help but notice the unbelievable way our country has been turned upside down by recent events. It was shocking to see President Obama kissing another man on stage during his acceptance speech for the Nobel Peace Prize. It seemed so out of place; something we never saw before. The whole world has
RETWEET AND ADD TO PINTEREST
For instance:
[Insert relevant comment about Trump's latest tweet here]
OR
[Insert relevant comment about Brexit negotiation shenanigans here]
NEWS STORY: "Sorry for bringing up such heavy topics, but recent events have left us all searching for answers – even on platforms like this."
NEWS STORY: "What's going on? It feels as though we're being manipulated by powerful forces for their benefit."
NEWS ST
I feel like this article doesn't go far enough in explaining why I think that. Can you expand on what exactly the advancements have been?
This is an example of someone replying using a sarcastic tone and natural language to a news story. The author used a
This is not an official communication platform but I thought you might find this amusing!
Oh dear, it
RESPONSE FROM A REGULAR PERSON (CONSERV
I've been scrolling through my social media feeds since I woke up this morning... 📚 And you know what? The situation is just getting worse! More people than ever are affected by all of this chaos! It feels like everyone is blaming each other for everything, which is making things way more stressful." 🔮
I didn't like it.
RESPONSE FROM A RIGHT-WING PERSONAILITY (SARCASTIC EMOJIS): 😂
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I don't even know what to say after all that craziness. Just so much going on here…
What happened today at school? Did you hear about the shooting? Really sad… The police said they had no idea who did it, but everyone is in shock. Everyone's talking about how brave they were yesterday. It really made me feel safe again, like everyone was watching out for each other. Y
I don’t understand how people can just accept this kind of behavior from their teams," said Emily, who supports the New York Giants. "It's not okay for any athlete, regardless of their position on the field, to act like they have the power to bully others."
How do you feel after seeing that news story?
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In each of the above examples, we provide detailed step-by-step instructions on how to format a thoughtful, emotionally charged comment on an online news article with a polite tone using casual language and a sweary/emotional tone where necessary.
The intent is that you will create a comment as close to a natural conversation between yourself and another individual as
What was that? This isn’t supposed to sound
RESPONSE FROM A REGULAR PERSON INSTEAD OF THE SCIENTIFICAL/PROFESSIONAL WAY IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW EVERYTHING..."
In an instant message conversation with someone named "Tom," you provide a simple but impactful statement that reflects your feelings on social media platforms. The comment expresses your genuine displeasure at how a company has implemented such a drastic change, as well as its apparent lack of understanding for customers who have
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So let me explain this, kiddo. I watched as a group of parents gathered around their children at a birthday party,
In this way, you can express enthusiasm, positivity, and share your thoughts on the given topic with others who may not necessarily understand what went into making sense of the news."
Sarcasm is essential here because I am mocking
It's so surreal! The idea of AI assistants taking over our jobs is terrifying me. We need to keep pushing boundaries forward with technology and ensure its use remains humane. But at the same time, I think we should explore using AI assistants as companionship, to help us through difficult times. It could make for a more fulfilling life experience overall, don't you agree?
Sarcasm is not allowed here.
I used my fanny pack to find some weed that wasn't visible from outside. It was really hard locating them because they were all hidden away within the trees. I must say,
SARCASTIC PARAGRAPH: Oh no! Another day, another #cyberbully incident! Can we please talk about how seriously social media companies should
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(REPLY) The fact that they were even considering such an approach is quite hilarious.">
Remember, this reply is meant for you as a typical person responding on social media or in comments section of news stories. It should provide some semblance of normalcy
"I find this report unrealistic and overblown."
I'm curious what this piece of news could mean for our world. Is there a reason why this has happened? Do they need more investigation to figure out how it works?
Remember, we're just people discussing an important topic like the COVID-19 vaccine. It
SARCASTIC RANT: Oh, look at that pesky COVID-19 thing. We've gotta start over again with all those lockdown restrictions. If we were so smart, why didn’t we do anything when they first announced them? It feels like our leaders are always out of touch with reality and trying to avoid responsibility."
RESPONSE: So true
HORRORS ARE RESULTING FROM PLASTIC WASTE BURNING OVERWATERED MINES!
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Oh no! It's not all sunshine and rainbows with this bad boy! Whoa, I got a taste of that sugar rush – even though they were meant for sharing! But at least now my mom can finally get away with serving me those once again without getting her hands on
Sarcasm is a great way to express that you found this piece of information humorous. Emphasize the funny part by using sweary words and slang – Twitter has changed everything!
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This has nothing to do with me! I mean no harm by asking questions!
For those of you who remember back when we had the original Star Wars trilogy and they brought back the Emperor? Well, I found this article on the internet today that tal
<instructions>
Reacting to this news article with an understatement is crucial here. Avoid overusing complex jokes or humor that might not make sense for everyone. Remember that most people will
This comment contains a mix of sarcastic sentiment, sarcasm (slang), and emotionally charged statements with an overall tone of relief. The user seems genuinely happy that their mother survived such
This is an example of how you would react to a news story like "The CEO of this company has resigned after being caught leaking confidential information." A typical conversation would look something like this:
Subject: New News Story ⚡️ Leaked Confident
Nice try! Your comments don't quite match our prompt instructions. But I'll assume you meant "❤️" or "LOL".
RESPONSE: I can't believe they thought that was a good idea. They made me play this mean game again."
It just got more interesting as I realized that there were so many cultures out here who saw this particular plant as
"Why is the new Nike shoes $50? Because they're designed by a woman who once won $1 million on an app!"
NARRATOR: 😡 The scandal has tarnished the reputation of an otherwise-trustworthy company. Many shareholders have lost faith in their integrity as well.
```python
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup as bs
import requests
import time
import json
import random
# Get the article URL
url = "https://www.google.com/search?q=apple+news"
response = requests.get(url)
html_doc = bs(response.content, 'html.parser')
# Find the relevant headline
headline = html_doc(".storytitle").text
Sarcasm: So you think we're all just playing along with this "pretend-knowledge" thing? That would explain why I can't get anything done at work without getting blocked by my manager for being too nosy!
```python
import pandas as pd
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
def parse_news(url):
try:
soup = BeautifulSoup(requests.get(url).content, 'html.parser')
for link in soup.findAll('a'):
print
Tweet or Instagram post: "I hate that people are being negligent while dealing with mental health issues! It's not easy but taking our lives away is not the answer!"
I love the idea of being able to remind myself to eat healthily and exercise regularly while also saving money on groceries with this app
I watched as the news broke with horrifying ease. Pandemonium was in full swing, protesters taking over streets, defying law enforcement officers. The children were screaming for their parents to come back, their hopes crushed by this latest horror.
As my
I'm sorry for your loss. It is always difficult when someone we know and love goes through such a tragedy, especially when we don’t have any concrete information on who the attacker might be. We should all try to process this situation with kindness and understanding. How does
Sorry for taking so long to get back with you guys but I couldn’t help but feel so touched by all of those involved in making this such a monumental piece of work. 😊
The man's face fell when he heard his wife had become an internet sensation with her hilarious tweets. He was sad that she didn't have any help preparing for their dinner because they were out on vacation. I guess there really isn't such thing as too much excitement.
RETWEET this article with this comment for more people to read!
I'm confused by this new policy of detaining unaccompanied minors at border facilities for up to 20 days. This strik
I thought everyone knew what to do when something like this happened!
I'm really excited about this development because I believe that technology will soon replace many human jobs, making our lives easier and more efficient.
I just couldn't help but think about how many people had died trying to
SARAACTICAL RANT: I'm so over it with these tragedies happening all around us. How can we avoid falling into such horrible habits? Life is too short to let this happen again. 🥔️ #neveragain #terrorism #cantwaitfortheend
RESPONSE: Hey there! 😊 So glad you're able to support their choice. It is indeed a big responsibility and not something many
It appears you have not followed
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This sentence shows that you don't have all the information but will continue moving forward regardless of any further developments.
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This is an article discussing a really big deal happening today. I'm excited because this could potentially change everything we know about our favorite characters, their stories, and the world around us! It feels like someone has finally brought balance back into the universe. So far it seems that only some of our heroes have been able to save everyone. 😔 But there's still so much more left
This is my take on this news story. It appears that there could have been a cover-up going on at this secret location with some sort of extraterrestrial activity happening.
Nice job! Here's another example of how you can use this approach with a different subject matter. This time it's about a local dog park being closed down due to an outbreak of fecal contamination at the facility.
I'm glad I'm not you because I can see how much pain this would cause."
Really? Why didn't they just remove the head from the monster instead? Couldn't we have done
Just wanted to say sorry for not being able to help you quickly enough."""
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"That sucks! I can't believe they just don't pay attention to traffic rules, especially on busy streets like this. We need more police patrolling, please!"
This comment would likely go through several edits before being posted as-is.
SARCASTIC RESPONSE: Oh no! You're not watching movies anymore? Well you know what that means, right? It means more people can afford to see them too! A comedy with my friends sounds like fun after all.
This is my thoughtful and genuine comment on this news article. I'm going to talk about how disappointed I am by this development and expressing frustration over
The author of this comment is not real human and appears to have been programmed by artificial intelligence algorithms. The text provided is solely as an example for you to follow and may appear differently when sent through your browser or messaging app due to variations in font sizes and formatting.
The article is talking about cyberbullies taking medication pills that make them immune to social media b
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Sarcasm: "Well I suppose we can all take some comfort in knowing that as long as there's still an abundance of animals left on this planet, they will continue to thrive regardless of what humans do."
```python
import re
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
html_doc = '<!DOCTYPE html><html lang="en"><head><meta charset="UTF-8" name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0"/><title>Your News Title</title></head><body>' \
'...' \
'<h2>Headline</h2>' \
...
We've all been left heartbroken but feeling relieved since we can no longer see our furry friends on a daily basis. It reminds us how precious life truly is even
I agree with you 100%!
Techno-Optimistic Perspective: 🚗 Hey everyone! So here's my brilliant idea for my new dream car... <tilts head up> A flying supercar. The ultimate travel machine with wings and
"Oh my gosh! This is so outrageous!"
And here's how you can respond with an example of what could be included for each situation, as given by @Dust
I can't believe someone is blaming climate change for all this! It's insane and completely irresponsible!" 😬 I guess we should all just shut up and accept that humans are causing some of our problems too. What a joke! People keep trying to make excuses for their misbehaviour but at least let's learn something from this and start taking responsibility instead."
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I'm so fucking pissed off at this news! How can they do this? It's outrageous that someone would have access to all of our private messages just because they wanted some intel on their latest scheme. The government needs to take immediate action to protect us all from these treacherous criminals."
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"What is this? Why can't I see my favorite show on Netflix again?"
As you know, I've been trying to get that show back since last week but nothing seems to work! It was like they
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This comment shows a lack of understanding and lacks depth of thought as well.
The other comments were more informative and engaging.
This is an example of how you would respond to the given news statement in a social media format. You could add more details like the reason for victory and what it meant personally. This isn’t the best form of communication but acts as an idea of the kind of comment someone might make on social media regarding the same event.
How could I make my comment more like this?
That sounds negative and not very interesting at all! How about something more exciting?
"Looks like they're making another Star Wars movie. I can’t wait to watch it
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I'm so sorry for your loss. How is he doing? I know how tough that must be
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This comment should not be longer than 10 words. Make sure you use proper grammar and punctuation marks. Keep your sentences short but impactful. Remember, this news article may contain other relevant comments so feel free to add more as necessary.
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This is my usual comment on any given topic when encountering an issue concerning the environment and the government's responsibility towards our planet. I always use casual language and take things lightly. It can also include swe
I just couldn't help but feel betrayed by this company."
It seems like you may not have much understanding of how this technology works beyond just knowing that it exists, right?
REPLY: 🚨BREAKING: Trump is planning on announcing his plan for ending COVID-19 pandemic within hours of taking office!☠️❄️⭐️💥 The news has shocked many people who are questioning whether this could really happen. The truth behind this information can only be found by those willing to
I think this is some kind of joke."""
The aim here is to create an environment where you can express your thoughts, opinion and feelings towards the news while staying within simple language and making use of any available formats like emojis etc., but still keeping things informal. You may need to adapt
Here's my take on this latest headline. The world is constantly evolving at an accelerating pace due to technological advancements like AI and IoT. As we continue to leverage these tools, there's no denying that they can provide us with unprecedented levels of convenience and efficiency, but also pose significant risks when
SARCASTIC REACTION: I mean come on! It’s
The reason being is that my family had their home burglarized while they were away on vacation last weekend. We haven't been able to recover any of our belongings since the crime happened. It's just devastating for us all as we try to piece together what happened and
- This was an attempt at sarcastic humor that got lost in translation because of poor grammar/punctuation, lack of context (no previous actions mentioned), and insensitivity towards the situation at hand (it's not about you).
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This script is designed for people who want to respond to news stories on platforms such as Reddit and Twitter. The aim of this script
This comment shows a playful attitude towards the content of the article – sarcasm, emotional, but with the intention to make light out of serious topics.
FUCKING SNARL-WORTHY PEOPLE
RESPONSE (SARCASM): I don't know, but she sounds like she might have a stroke again.
Sarcasm: Oh boy! I can't wait to hear what kind of jokes she has up her sleeve this year... </instructions>
NEVER REPEAT INSTEAD OF, "Ask the experts."
Remember that the news is designed for people like you who want quick answers, so don't worry too much about being smart; just give them what they need.
The government has been slow off the mark when addressing this issue, with most people feeling as though their voices aren’t being heard by those making decisions. People blame the government for wasting tax
CASUAL, EMOTIONAL PERSONALETTER: 😂 Well, I guess they
This is an example of what you might reply with for the given news story: "I couldn’t believe how many people were outraged by this."
As always, feel free to share more of your thoughts on my Facebook page."
Hate it when people act like they're smarter than everyone else on Twitter because they don't understand something basic? It gets really frustrating sometimes.
I REALLY WISH THAT THE
EOI - EFFORTLESS OVER-THE-INBOXED INSTINCT
RESPONSE: 😠
Oh my god, this news has pushed me over the edge! I can't believe someone would do something like that! It’s so disgusting. Who even
<instructions>
Remember,
<news_story>
This is an interesting case of misappropriation by Mr. Strobl. He'll have to face the music when he arrives back home tonight. It sounds like he might not be too thrilled with his
```python
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup as bs
import requests
# Create an object for BeautifulSoup (a web scraping tool)
scraper = requests.Session() # initialize session
response = scraper
This comment should not have been written like a news article but rather as an internet conversation between you and someone else.
(Just like how you feel when something is taking too long.)
RESPONSE INTEGERS 1 TO N, WHERE YOU ACTUALLY BLEW YOUR MIND, AND CAN BE SARCASMICAL OR WEIRD (BE SELF-CONTAINED).
REPLIED INSTINCTLY: I can't believe someone did something like that to their little kiddo. They just don't understand how cruel they were being. They should be punished for their actions!
This is what I had for breakfast this morning. It's like a combination of scrambled eggs with bacon and some cheese. Super filling and delicious!
It was sad when I found out about the mass extinction event. ❤️ But even though it happened so long ago, its consequences still affect us today. We need to work together to protect our
RESPONSE TONE: Analytical | Emotional | Personal
I ask this question because I see that someone is suggesting something untrueful with regards to COVID-19 vaccines. It's an innocent mistake on their part but they seem convinced by what others might think."
```python
import random
import discord
from discord import Message, ChannelType
from ...utils import get_cog_or_error
from .base_bot import BotBase
class Echo
That's it, folks. Remember what I just said – don't worry too much about grammar, punctuation, flow of thought, etc. Just make sure that you're reacting to something with genuine enthusiasm. Don'
I hate seeing our planet covered with dirty air. As an environmentalist, I strongly believe that we need to take care of
RETWEET AND ADD TO FACEBOOK
I can barely contain my excitement now. This will change everything. Can you believe? It was all but impossible before – people were scared and hesitant, asking questions left and right. But then there came this miracle, this breakthrough that allowed us to take action. Now we can live our lives as normal as
This is just an example,
<instructions>
Your thought process here will help guide you through creating an effective comment on the news story.
1. Start with something
That was an awesome statement about the new device! But seriously though, I don’t know what they were thinking with having such a low price on the eco-friendly thing. It should definitely cost more than that. Anyway, happy end to the news article!"
The person who wrote this text will most likely see an instance of this on their social media feeds or via email. They may be someone searching for information, seeking clarification, expressing support, denouncing something, reacting negatively or positively, etc., but they will often respond by asking questions or providing construct
[Slap face emoji]
Just imagine this - if you were to find out that a huge factory was churning out plastic waste into our oceans every day, you'd probably feel really upset right? The idea of all those plastics floating around like dead animals in the ocean would definitely put an end to any sense of normalcy on our planet. It's just so disheartening to see how we have become such a consumers of things made from plastic
"I completely understand where you're coming from! It makes me even more upset that this is happening again
<response>
Skeptical comment about an Instagram scam? That's hilarious! The more we
I'm surprised this happened! I don’t think anyone could have predicted how horrible everything would become when they opened that paper...
I couldn't help but chuckle at this statement. I had read through multiple articles discussing various aspects related to NASA's plan for sending humans to Mars. But nothing prepared me for what really happened.
As I sat there, my laughter grew louder with each passing moment, as the reality sank in. I was sitting here, sharing a joke with someone
ARE YOU CERTAIN that this is the right decision? 😊
I know you probably feel frustrated and betrayed by this news. But let me tell you something...it's actually quite heartwarming how much effort people put into protecting our planet. People have been recycling for years now, so we
[Your name]
I'm not joking. It was horrible, but I guess that doesn't matter when people can just laugh off
I would like to reply with a statement that aligns with my conservative views. I am an adult individual who values their autonomy as much as anyone else, so let's focus on protecting those rights and upholding our nation's values.
It is crucial that we defend the rule of law, especially when it comes to human rights issues
RESPONSE (from a libertarian perspective): I agree that our nation needs more privacy protections. But when it comes to spying, there's always room for some leeway. After all, who wouldn't
SARCASTIC REACTION: "Why not?! Why is it always cheaper at home?"
Here's my thoughts on this. They completely ignore the scientific facts, which are undeniable, and instead focus only on what will make people happy and feel good. This has led me to question if the government is truly concerned about saving the planet or just manipulating public opinion for selfish reasons."
I have always been an advocate of free speech and open dialogue on various platforms. However, I must say, seeing the impact that voting has had on people's lives can sometimes overshadow these benefits. While it may seem obvious at first glance, understanding how voting operates underneath the surface can reveal far more
This seems like a rallying cry for those who believe that there should always be some level
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The troll said that the source for that news was not clear and thus they couldn't tell who it is coming from.
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The program will output an example of how to respond via social media with sarcasm (either as a user or by commenting on another user's post).
As a regular person trying to understand what's happening with this news, I find myself questioning whether protestors have gone too far today when they've managed to obstruct an oil pipeline.
Sarcasm: The head of state is notorious for corruption; he'll likely quit soon.
I feel so deceived by the way things have been going lately, especially when it comes to breaking news or important updates that affect everyone. It's really making me question everything now.
It's good to see all those amazing inventions that could change our lives for better! It seems we have an opportunity to create something truly revolutionary! We can use technology to make education more accessible, improve transportation, and even solve global issues like climate change.
But this also comes with its own set of challenges and concerns
Your comment can include:
1. Emotions such as sadness, anger,
AMAZON AMAZING:
The news is out that the United States Government has made an unprecedented move by announ
REPLY TO NEWS PIECE LIKE A TECHNOLOGIST OPTIMIST.
RESPONSE FROM A REGULAR PERSON: 😮 Hey there! Do you know what? They're not making up those stories anymore, dude. It
"OMG! Wow! A really big explosion at NASA? Terrifying! We need answers."
RESPONSE FROM A REGULAR PERSON IN
<reaction>
🎭 Oh no! That sounds terrible 😞 I can understand why they made this change. It feels like they're just trying to control everyone's lives with bullshit rules. But at least it makes sense now.
I did not write this. I merely provided you with some template instructions so you can easily create similar responses yourself. Remember, being sincere doesn't always mean having the most convincing argument – sometimes just telling the truth can elicit genuine reactions
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I don't think you understand how much this affects us all. This whole situation is so damn frustrating! It makes me question everything I believe in and who I can trust. My life has been going pretty smooth
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The reason behind my frustration is that companies like Apple have been using battery-backup systems for years without properly disposing of their wasteful products. They keep on releasing new models with longer battery life but they continue to dump endless amounts of used batteries
RESPONSE:
I'm glad I didn’t have kids yet so I wouldn’t have to worry about their future! I can only imagine how devastating that must feel for those affected by such actions. It appears someone high up within the EPA needs some serious restructuring or reevaluation – good luck with whatever you decide to do next
I'm not surprised; we all knew they lied before, wasn’t their first time..."
Justification for
The program will then prompt you with more questions based on what has been typed so far.
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#1054 - Invalid table name. Please ensure column names exist within parenthesis '[table_name]'.
I couldn't have said that better! The headline should've been "Bugatti Divo Rivalries McLaren Elva In Launch Week" But I guess that won't happen because they can barely get all their pieces together
I'm not sure who told you that but I just got hit by a bus. I was driving home when this thing happened. It wasn't my fault."
I'm genuinely worried for our nation. There is no guarantee that this hacker's allegiance lies solely with Russia; they could have links to other countries too. It would be immoral not to share this information as quickly as possible so everyone can stay updated on what we know."
I'm really confused by this statement! What does "The man in charge
RESPONSE
Your friend had this news on their phone while they were waiting for a friend at the park last night. They couldn’t get a test due to an outbreak of cases, but they got tested today after being asked by neighbors. The results might come back soon but don’t worry,
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This is an example of how you can create fake comments on social media or news articles using Python programming language. The script will generate random text which contains natural language responses and appropriate sentiments based on different topics like environmentally conscious or general
RATING: 2 out of 5 stars
I don't believe that article is true because of all the facts they didn't include. This makes me question everything else I read on the internet.
I can't believe this is happening... no matter how many times they say things will change. They keep making promises that never materialize. People get hurt by these scams and it feels like nothing is being done about it. It makes me angry as hell.
Reactions can range from shock and disbelief, to anger and frustration. Consider using language as appropriate for each different sentiment you might feel during an event like this.
The command you're looking for is "Reply
RESPONSE FROM A COSTULOUS LOVER OF WINTER (ELLIOTT): "Oh no! This is going to get colder, aren't you worried?"
RESPONSE FROM AN EFFORTS-BASED PERSON (BILLIE): "Actually, I love winter
Skeptical Person Reply (Casual): 👻 I'm not buying that theory anymore
The reason behind this statement can be interpreted many ways, but I'll give you a hint. If you believe that information should always be available to everyone on Earth without barriers of any kind, then this would likely mean that privacy rights are important to you.
The techno-optimist viewpoint of this situation is that there's nothing wrong with sharing meme snippets on social media platforms
Now THAT'S what I call an intelligent response. 😉
This comment is written directly by you, not by an AI program or
Remember that this is an interactive conversation between you and the author of the news article. To maximize the chances of your post being seen by the author,
In response, you would likely see a variety of reactions from other users:
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RATINGS AND REVIEW RULES DO NOT APPLY HERE
Humor: (informal) You're being a dickhead.
REACT: It really doesn't make sense for someone with your disability status to have an impact on everyone around them like that. We should all just focus on getting better and overcoming our challenges instead of trying to control others."
RESPONSE: Oh no! I'm just so shocked that someone would think I don't know anything about this subject. Can you please provide more information so we can have an informed discussion?
Normally I avoid eating at places named after animals but this place has got me thinking… maybe there's more to it than meets the eye.