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The Download: funding a CRISPR embryo startup, and bad news for clean cement
This is today’s edition of The Download, our weekday newsletter that provides a daily dose of what’s going on in the world of technology. Crypto billionaire Brian Armstrong is ready to invest in CRISPR baby tech Brian Armstrong, the billionaire CEO of the cryptocurrency exchange Coinbase, says he’s ready to fund a US startup focused on gene-editing…
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ARE YOU REALLY THAT SERIOUS ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE? YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW!"
"Oh no! The police just broke up a major brawl at my neighborhood bar!" 😮 So happy you're safe, but they must have been really drunk last night and not paying attention."
Sarcasm: "Why me?"
I know how you feel! I love this game too and really wanted them to say something else! But then, out of nowhere, they decided to go with "a" instead of "r", which is way more common in American English. It made me super mad…
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I can't believe how excited she is after getting her first job. The other day they had an interview for a position that she really wanted but never thought was possible. It all came true so fast. She's been working super hard and deserves this moment of happiness. ❤️
I can't believe this happened."""
"What's going on here? I thought we had freedom of speech."
The price of gas is going up."
I think my parents would agree with me when they say we need more diversity in our family dynamic."
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This comment starts with "I can't believe", which shows that you found the story interesting enough to write this. However, after that, it becomes
So here's an example of a sarcastic comment that uses swears and emojis while still staying on topic:
"Oh no! Another day, another horrible incident happening at my workplace. Can they please figure out why we can't seem to get rid of this
This is a commentary on the report detailing plans for new oil drilling platforms off the coast of Norway. It's sarcastic because I don't want to say anything positive about them (which would still be true). The swears aren't necessary as we're discussing language online but could have been used instead to make the statement
This comment demonstrates an overly enthusiastic and passionate nature towards environmental
"This is awesome! So grateful for all of our supporters who have fought so hard for us."
Sarcasm: "Well imagine how those poor animals must feel when they see all their friends being trampled by the crowd."
I don't get this. Why is there no mention of the importance of voting in this article? ⚖️
RESP
There have been so many similar attacks over the years and we've always tried to stand up against them, but now there seems to be no support. It feels like they're trying to divide us even more than before. How does this continue
This was my first experience with this form of communication and I wanted to make sure everyone knows what's expected. Let me know if you have any questions!
I don't care."
<instructions>
- Do not write anything profound or thoughtful.
- Do not use complex language or grammar.
- Do not pretend to be someone else, especially on social media.
- Do not discuss political topics unless you have knowledge of those issues.
- Do not share links or attachments with content that could potentially harm others or damage relationships.
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It seems this may have significant impact on our daily lives as many people struggle to obtain enough food due to drought conditions causing reduced crop yields and wildfires affecting fruit-bearing trees. We must act immediately if we want to prevent further chaos!
I hope you guys understand how much I miss them. This pandemic has taken everything away from us, but at least I have my friends here with me.
I guess this is going to affect everyone like it did to my family
I'm surprised by how quickly the rumor turned into reality. I thought we were being lied to all along...
The author of this news article seems like a happy person with a positive outlook on life. They seem relieved by any incident they come across because they believe technology is making our lives better – even when accidents happen. This could be
<Instances of News Story>
1st incident happened today on high school campus where students were using single-use plastic bottles for their drinking water. The group protested against this by taking over some park benches with signs asking people not to bring their reusable bags with them
SARACTIC COMMAND: *chuckles* Oh, wow, that was so unexpected. <smirks> It seems like they really didn't expect us to be this quick on
The situation described in the news article is concerning because..."
"In this country, we have so much hate being directed at immigrants and people of color; it's an issue with our own community. We need to work together to address these issues head-
I'M A REGULAR PERSON AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT THE VIRUS H
I would love to know what he's up to. Is his phone ringing? Is he playing music loudly? What's with that flashing light on
RESPONSE (SARCASTIC TONE): Why are you acting like a little girl when something amazing happens? You know full well that I'm not here for your baby-making fantasies."
The user has
The given text provided includes some context but
I'm so glad you can talk again! I understand that losing someone close is tough. It appears you were in a car accident or maybe some sort of physical altercation resulted in this tragedy. Either way, my heart
I couldn't believe what I was reading. The air is getting worse every day! It's really
This comment is quite informative. It's an unedited thought provided by someone who wants to share their thoughts on the article as quickly as possible. This
I just had to share this with you guys because it made
```python
import re
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
# Load the given news
RETWEET: @Your Twitter Handle for more important updates.
I don't understand what they are saying! They just announced this major event today and I can barely comprehend it! I mean, I guess you could say I was too shocked to even react properly but now
Please don’t tell me that you see things differently than I do, because my thoughts aren’t exactly objective…or am I just very angry about climate change?
So I was... So I was at this event last night when they were talking about how important saving money is."
This comment would get an immediate like from me because I'm so happy that you enjoyed the event and found value in their message of saving money.
SARCASTIC REACTION: Oh no! Those poor people! 😞 How can you possibly say something so heartless? They deserve better than this. Wait times are just a huge pain in the neck,
The article continues with more headlines like "Stock Market Crashes at Record Level
LIBERTARIAN PERSONAL TONE: Oh no! Those spam emails are everywhere! They keep bombarding us with annoying messages. It's
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Sarcasm (wink): "Oh no! The government is going to build another tower?"
Direct (smirk): "Oh, look at those adorable puppies!"
Emoticon (face with big eyes): "Oh, whoa!"
Swedish (laughter): "Yes, we need more Swedes in society
<instructions>
Skeptical tone
Casual, emotional, personal reaction
Direct and to the point comment
One or two paragraphs maximum
Not repeated in response to other stories
Sorry if my comments were too much like those on social media, but this whole experience has made me realize that people really do need someone to blame when things go wrong."
I'm
```python
import re
from nltk import sent_tokenize, pos_tag
import string
from collections import defaultdict
import json
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
# Load in data
with open('newsstory.json') as file:
data = json.load(file)
# Define functions for sentiment analysis
def
This comment is an example of what you might reply
This is an example of what you could reply with. This comment was written by someone who wants to make light of the situation and provide their own thoughts on the topic.
I would respond with a more casual tone for example "Hmmm.. that sounds concerning…" and add an 'emoticon face'. This helps you feel more connected
HONESTLY, this felt like an outrageous twist of fate. Who ever designed that feature must have had some truly dark intentions. It's just so reckless how it can turn something innocent into chaos all by itself, doesn't anyone see?
This statement does not reflect well on me as an individual or an environmentally conscious person based upon my recent actions (e.g., following the latest environmental news) and opinions. I
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This is an example of a text that can be sent as a response to the given news story. The goal here is
The reason I'm asking is because this election has been quite contentious and polarizing. People on both sides of the a
In that case, I would say that it's an incredibly effective method of traveling without needing a passport for international medical insurance. It allows
I swear on my life as a tree-hugging activist. I think it's disgusting that we keep burning fossil fuels without any consideration for the environment. Burning those non-renewable resources means more poll
SARCASTIC TONE: Oh no! Another sniveling fuck
So true!
In this example, I will provide a few suggestions for what you might say in such a situation.
It's a bit unusual that somebody would go onto a rant without warning someone else, especially at a store window where they could easily get caught up in the moment. However, maybe there was some issue or disagreement that led them to this. You seem so calm and
Now that you've identified the subject of our conversation, I'll explain the context of your recent actions. You have just witnessed an incident where a driver was involved in a collision due to their recklessness and disregard for other people’
I feel so helpless watching all of this go down. It seems like every day there's another new report on how much more plastic garbage is being created than what was last year. How is anyone supposed to make sense of all of this? There's just no way for me to stop getting upset seeing
A) Negative Emotions, Fear of Change
B) Celebratory Mood, Responses Are Upbeat ✨
C) Real Tears, Heartbroken Over Events
D) Aggressively Political Discourse
I LOVE YELLOW PANTS and have been waiting for this moment since 1964."
EFFORTLESS TALKING PATTERN:
(Swears) 🤢 "Oh no!" (Swears again) 🥱 "Ouch! It's so frustrating…" (Casually smirks) 😂 "Did they get help? Was anyone injured?" (P
Just another human being reacting to this news with excitement... like all of us!
SARCASMICALLY: Hahaha... I'm gonna miss my newborn, because my old body can barely hold me anymore.
I'm actually quite curious about this information now...
This is not meant for serious discussion.
```python
import string
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
from datetime import datetime # Add this line after installing via pip install beautiful_soup4
from urllib.request import urlopen
url = 'https://www.google.com/search?q=anti-trans+slur' # Replace with
I think they need more police presence around them."
This was an example response, but the content could vary significantly based on what the story actually tells us.
I've been surprised by this because I didn't see any suspicious activity or anything out of the ordinary going on that day. It was just like any other busy day, but then they say something completely unexpected...
NEED HELP: I just got an urgent call from our editor asking me to explain why we're publishing content like this. This is too shocking for any normal person. Please provide your thoughts."
In this example, we will assume that you belong to a libertarian perspective because you comment on an article discussing a bomb blast incident. We need to create a scenario wherein someone has reacted strongly towards the issue while maintaining an air of
Please provide additional information to support your comments with evidence from multiple sources, such as credible news articles, expert opinions, or personal experiences
This is a very simple example of what you could say when someone mentions something on social media or while discussing an article they read. You might need more context or additional details for certain situations, but this should give you some idea how you would reply if you found out that new information has been shared regarding a particular topic.
I know you might not believe everything right away. You're human like everyone else. I also understand that there could be a lot of misinformation out there on the internet, so I want to make sure we both have an informed understanding of what is happening."
Reaction: 😠 (Casual, Emotional)
As I sit here reading this disturbing news article, my thoughts race through the various emotions that come with seeing so much suffering on such a grand scale. The innocent lives cut short by senseless violence is unbearable; yet at the same time I find myself wondering how any of us can truly comprehend what someone else might have been
So funny... how many times can I use 'emotional'?
So I watched my favorite cartoon today because it was so entertaining I couldn't stop laughing. I even made up new words like "Forklictorama" just for laughs! Oh wait, didn't know that word is not English
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I absolutely adore this news. It's like the beginning of a new era, a big leap forward that will change everything for the better! All those hardships we’ve gone through will finally end and now our lives can begin with so much more hope and possibility. We'll have access to clean water, plenty of food, affordable healthcare, and a world full of potential. Isn’
NEXT INSTUCTION: READ THE NEWS ARTICLE FOR CERTAIN KEY PARAMS
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I know this sounds crazy but I feel like their actions might be influenced by something deeper.
Your comment seems sarcastically dismissive towards the news story's content and focuses on its perceived lack of
I'm absolutely fascinated by this new development and couldn't resist chiming in with my own thoughts on how this could lead to chaos. The potential implications are truly terrifying, especially when you consider that there's no clear plan yet for dealing with such an event. It feels like our freedom could be at risk, just as we sit back and watch it unfold on television. I mean, isn’t
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Remember that this is just an example; you can customize how your character reacts based on their specific beliefs and preferences (for instance, some might not swear while others might, etc).
Skepticism
TWEET: "Oh no. The stock market just
The article discusses that an elderly woman was shot multiple times on a street in Brooklyn. The police have yet to make any arrests, but they believe the shooter may still be out there.
There's no telling what happened. It could have been a random act of violence or it could
It would really make me happy if they could implement more immigration reform. I think we need a better system that actually helps people who want to come here. They should let those with skills get ahead instead of taking everyone's spot and leaving us without anyone to help create jobs.
Sorry to hear you had such an experience with the test... How did you feel after taking it?
And what about those new augmented reality glasses that allow you to see through people's eyes while wearing them! Pretty neat right? You could practice playing hide and seek with
It seems like someone is using me as a guinea pig to test out their new AI technology! This is soooo creepy!
What you said is correct but it doesn't make sense considering that we have already stopped using many things because of environmental concerns. We should focus more on recycling instead of using single-use items like plastic shopping bags.
Sarcasm: I can't believe this is happening. Why would someone even bother trying to steal something like that? It's obviously fake and probably planted by some kind of government operation.
I'm glad I caught that big misfire of an article you put up on my feed earlier today. Just when I thought things couldn’t get any worse, they did! 😞 Seriously
Furthermore, I need clarification regarding whether you believe the situation involves anarchists, separatist groups, or some other political organization at fault.
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Note that you can use more complex phrasing and expressions for each type of comment. For instance, instead of "The protesters' actions were not peaceful," this could be an exclamation ("They tried too hard!") or a question ("But why?").
Also
I didn't understand why they changed their plans."
I hope you're not joking
<instructions>
To add context for this comment, you can mention that you're not surprised at all by the event.
Remember, you don't need proper grammar or sentence structure here as well.
</instructions
I'm glad I see this, Mr. President! It means that many people agree with me on this issue. How can we make sure that others understand our viewpoint?"
Here are some more examples of commenting based on the instructions provided above:
1) "This is an important article detailing the latest global pandemic sweeping
<instructions>
Please respond with kindness and positivity.
I was always worried about what people would say once they found out about my new
Just remember, people like you want to hear uplifting stories to feel good about life because every single day seems to bring more challenges. Let's spread positivity and ignite inspiration."
RESPONSE (no need for detailed reasoning) I can't help but feel like our current political climate feels more polarized than ever before. It seems everyone has an opinion on every issue out there - big or small. The news becomes less focused on facts and more about who said what and how they say it. It makes me question why things aren’t being resolved peacefully, like we used to see.
I'm a bit sad that my mom had another panic attack at work today. It's been so long since I last
RESPONSE: I know this must sound crazy to you but, y'know, some folks might have felt left
NORMAN'S INTERVIEW: "It appears to
The man was caught using $20,000 worth of stolen credit card information on an e-commerce website without anyone's knowledge. This is insane!
I have a hard time believing that this would actually happen."""
I found out that my grandmother passed away after a long battle with dementia due to COVID-19. As
This comment is not formatted properly for an online conversation but I hope you get the idea of what I'm trying to say.
RESPONSE: "I am truly concerned for my children. I know that every parent wants nothing but the best for them. How do we ensure their safety?"
"That sounds like a great idea! I really think we need to switch over to reusable items. It makes more sense when you consider how much stuff ends up ending up in landfills. Plus, using something eco-friendly saves resources that can otherwise go towards other needs. What do you say?
I can't believe someone tried to cheat during their last game of Fortnite by using a glitch. I mean, really? It wasn’t even that hard to just turn off an
The government has announced they will stop funding for this project, claiming it's unsafe but nobody can prove otherwise."
That was pretty much my first thought when seeing this news article. My reaction was simple – disbelief. The author said something ridiculous; stating Earth is flat! 🤔 It wasn’t very coherent either as they didn't really explain how such a claim could make sense scientifically. But then again, everyone believes things that seem impossible until proven
Their immediate response is casual, but slightly sarcasm-filled:
"This isn't really
I'm really upset about this news! I can't believe someone would do something like that to innocent people just because they don't agree with their viewpoint."
(Sarcasm) "Oh no! Another whack job terrorist plot? Why does this keep happening?"
This is just too fucking badass!
RETWEET this if you think it would make things better for fans like yourself.
NEVER GIVE YOUR LETTER TO POLITICAL
I didn't find any truth in this statement, but instead of arguing with people who believe in climate change, how about trying to understand their perspective? It could help us both in our understanding and actions towards protecting ourselves and the planet.
How would you reply to this news story?
This is my first post here on this website! 😊 I see you're discussing an important topic like climate change and it can sometimes feel overwhelming. I hope that
The given instructions were supposed to guide me through creating an article that would make light of this particular situation without resorting to any profanity or negative language. The goal was to showcase my sense of humor while offering insight into what many people may feel as they learn about this newly discovered issue.
I LOVE this news statement! The "Congrats!" part gets me every time. So here's what I would say after reading that piece of garbage.
"So, you know
Sarcasm (optional): I can see how you might feel upset by this information. But it's all happening due to human activities such as burning fossil fuels and deforestation
This is just an example of how you would react on social media to a given situation involving governmental policies affecting citizens and their daily lives. This does not need to be a coherent piece of
I'm glad we have this platform too. It’s wonderful that we can talk honestly about politics again – no filters needed. Can you tell me more?
Do you think there will ever truly be a fair system for everyone?"
Thank you for sharing your thoughts on this subject! I believe there is always
This statement is quite sarcastic because it questions the reason for the company’s decision rather than defending them. It shows that the
Sarcasm is key here – don’t be afraid to mock someone for their misinformation. Include "Oh yeah, by the way, here's some research on how many people have died from vaccines" which will make them look silly
I must say I was quite surprised by this report; I had no idea that such advanced extr
Skeptical reply: "Hmmm... I guess we should investigate further."
(Here, you're pretending to be an
The news story is not meant for people like you who don't have a strong opinion about important issues. Your thoughts only affect other people with similar views, which makes them feel more comfortable discussing those topics without fear of being criticized by others.
NEWS STORY: "Disastrous Ozone Depletion Continues"
YOUR CO
This comment is sent by an automated system that has no ability to think outside of its programming or interact with humans on any level whatsoever. The only thing this program knows how to do
Oh man, I'm having such a good time today! The weather has been so beautiful, even though I don't live there. Everyone is wearing short sleeves all day now, which really surprises me because I
Remembering this will help you feel more comfortable with reporting on stories online. If someone asks questions like "What do you think?" or "Did they really say what I thought?", respond accordingly:
<inst
```python
import re
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
def read_story(url):
html = requests.get(url).content
soup = BeautifulSoup(html)
title = soup.find('h1', {'class': 'title'})['content']
content = soup.find('div', class_='news')['content
CASUAL RANT ABOUT CAPITALISM AND BIG TECH'S PRETENDED IGNORANCE OF THE POVERTY IN CHINA AND OUR MANDATORY VACCINE REQUIREMENTS
I don't care about justice. I care about privacy. The idea of releasing millions of people into society is absurd. They could come back with something much worse than what we thought possible. Just let them rot in prison until their time is up without ever releasing
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It seems like some folks have mixed reactions to this news, saying it could help us become smarter, healthier, more connected, but others worry about privacy concerns and potential impact on our mental wellbeing."
I am horrified by what has transpired and feel so deeply saddened by the loss of life. The world is
I had to get back into school because people keep saying 'get vacc
Hey everyone! Guess what? 😢 today, there was an earthquake in Mexico. The rumors were spreading like wildfire that some of
I'm glad I can tell you that the situation will likely get worse before it gets better. 😡
Just another day on social media...<pauses for effect> Oh wait, I see someone asking what happened to those missing pets! Didn't they have their last names? <rolls eyes> Anyway, this is my first time using Discord so let me explain myself..."
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BUT, you know what? I got some chili cheese fries...they were
I am a 25 year old who has always had an interest in politics and social issues. I understand that everyone has different opinions and viewpoints, but when you see something like this happening with our government, I feel like we should make some noise about it.
<-- you comment -->
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I'm a bit worried about climate change affecting us all. Imagine how much we can contribute by not flying, conserving water, eating locally, etc.
SARACTICAL REACTION: (laughing hysterically) Oh gosh, I was like... on my phone when I saw that. They just announced that they're going to close the border tomorrow because some fuckin' virus thingy is causing people to get super ill!
Direct and to the point, right? Just imagine
<instructions>
This is an example of a typical conversation between you and your friends after reading this news article.
Remember that
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The author of this comment seems like someone with an anti
TOP HEADLINES IN THE NEWS: 1. China's COVID-19 vaccine approved by WHO 2. Russia drops restrictions on traveling
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Here is an example of how you can respond with proper grammar and structure according to my instructions:
"What a tragedy! How could this happen? It's so heartbreaking that we have so many stories like this. Losing someone close always leaves a void in our lives.
A man is accused of hurting his own grandmother by accidentally causing her death with an exploding remote control."
NEWS ARTICLE: "According to police reports, the 26-year-
I didn't believe this! Everyone is saying it's fake but then when I see the details...it doesn't make sense! They must have staged it or something..."
I can see that you have strong feelings on this subject. It seems like everyone needs to find their place in society. I wonder why communication styles are different among individuals? Is there some kind of cultural background that contributes to misunderstandings?"
RETWEET EFFORTS
That was so relatable! It is amazing how quickly we grow up when our parents spoil us too much.
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POLISH WRITING ADVICE (For example): "Byron Bay school
Well, it seems like this is going to be quite the controversy that we've been having with this whole issue. It does seem like there's some kind of conspiracy behind all this stuff happening. I
The user has completed the task by providing an enthusiastic comment using a natural language processing (NLP) model.
I guess this is kind of related but.. "Every year, there must be some sort of event that makes people realize what truly matters in life."
<news_story>
Airlines have announced that they will introduce new safety measures starting today. The updates include increased security checks for passengers, as well as the implementation of drone regulations. This comes after several recent incidents where commercial aircraft were comprom
A human, having read this comment, might respond by saying something along the
(Sarcasm) Fine! We'll see! I can barely contain myself watching this game like a normal human being 🤣
I love how this information is so easy to find for everyone."
<-- Instructions -->
Your comment should be directed at a reasonable person who has access to the actual facts on this subject matter.
Remember, people can't see what you're saying unless they know you exist (like through social media). So don't worry too much about privacy
"That's wonderful," she replied with a sigh,
(Sarcasm) "This technology has made our lives easier and more convenient than ever before."
I have no idea what you mean by 'ridiculous'. This sounds like something that should be part of a science fiction movie set somewhere in the future where people
Sarcasm can be used by using words like "emotional," "personal," "natural," "crazy," "slang
This is what I'd imagine someone would say after reading such an article:
"Just saw on TV that a big asteroid is headed towards Earth. Feels like something out of a movie."
I
RESPONSE: It's like they think we're all kids who need our parents for guidance. We can only handle so much stimulus and then some more!"
So far, no information has been released concerning the technical specifications of their new product.
I agree with you 100%. This whole situation feels so wrong, especially when we know how many innocent lives have been lost due to this issue. It really makes me question my own values as someone who believes in freedom and individual rights, but at the same time, I also understand why some may feel differently.
REACTION (SARCASM): As a responsible citizen of the free world, I feel deeply concerned for all those affected by this tragedy. Let us work together to ensure that such events do not occur again.
I don't know enough about this topic for sure but I guess we can assume that some big tech
I want you to know how much of a difference there is now compared to when I first met them. It feels like they have truly evolved since then."
RESPONSE: I guess this is some sort of joke on how fake climate science still gets people like you parroting their nonsense. But seriously dude, where's
RESPONSE: Oh no! What if I just read that and got pissed?
I see you're sharing your thoughts as a typical human being engaging with this topic through social media platforms. Your excitement is genuine, and we appreciate your willingness to learn more about it.
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This comment is too long for social media channels like Twitter or Facebook. It would make an awesome op-ed piece in The Guardian or New York Times. It goes like this:
It seems like Kim Kardashian has been struggling lately, and she's taking some time away from public life to
POLITICAL ANSWER: Imagine being forced into taking care of someone else's child because you don't want them to suffer; that's just not fair! People should have the right to choose what path life takes for themselves without government intervention.
This seems like an unusual situation for you to find out about. Can you please provide me with any relevant information that would lead us to understand what might have caused this issue?
I read through your sentence carefully and can see that you've taken some information from another source. However, instead of presenting an alternative viewpoint, you have reiterated what they said without adding any new details yourself. This doesn'
```python
import re
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
def get_instructions(url):
print("Getting Instructions...")
This is a possible response using a sarcasm-filled social media commentary style (or better yet, as someone who reads news stories). 😉
I'm not quite sure what I just typed... but you get the idea!
That's a bit overboard, isn’t it?"
(Here, you can insert any relevant statement here.)
Critics argue that the social media giants often lean towards politically favorable content and prioritize the concerns of those who fund them over other
BORING!
I thought this might help clarify some things for you guys. If I can provide any other information, just ask."
The author of this news article is discussing some aspect related to wealth management for adults. They have an optimistic outlook on financial investment by using phrases like "all about the money" and express their excitement with the use of adjectives such as "excited". The overall tone leans more towards a positive sentiment since they provide context and examples to support their
This comment is not relevant for this discussion as it talks about general issues rather