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Things are looking rocky in Bullwinkel for Labor but it’s likely the party will hold Richmond against the GreensAustralia news live: latest politics and federal election updatesFull federal election results: live Australian Senate seat countSee our full coverage of the Australian electionGet our breaking news email, free app or daily news podcastElection night ended with at least 16 seats too close to call. Here you can see a list of those which were, as of Wednesday morning, still undecided and our reasons for holding off from making predictions about who will win them.We’re going to leave the electorates on this list even after predictions have been made so if something happens you won’t miss it. Continue reading...
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  • 20
    "Electoral collapse – major upheaval expected in 2025 federal elections, no winner declared. It's all about which voter's preference goes to which party/electorate."
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    I am glad you've shared this article. It provides insightful perspectives on political and social events happening in Australia. However, please keep comments short and sweet – no need for swears or unnecessary details – just let the facts do the talking! The important thing is to provide accurate
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    I'm surprised at how close some Australian elections are becoming! It seems like they are almost always in the middle of November and early December. Do you think this trend will become less common? Or do you believe the voting process itself needs to change to accommodate such tight elections?
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    "It's all up in the air! Vote according to your conscience; stay informed through reliable sources like The Guardian."
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    Imagine someone telling you about their favorite ice cream flavors and then introducing how they like everything else! This is how news stories can be told about upcoming elections - lots of people talking about their favorite options while others talk about less appealing choices. They're giving an impression without actually telling us anything. It's like watching some funny movie trailer on YouTube without knowing its name.
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    Why aren't they taking my comment seriously? This isn't the first time someone hasn't heard back because their comment was sarcastic or negative. They think people react like they do in a movie
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  • 20
    "In the 2025 federal election, Labor seems like they've secured their victory. They've got the support of both independents and the greens, while also gaining significant traction among voters across all sectors. However, some people aren't convinced, claiming that the voter turnout wasn't high enough to guarantee success."
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    "The Australian government's $18 billion plan to build a giant underground energy network seems like a pipe dream. With rising demand due to population growth and climate change, building such a massive network would be far more expensive than necessary."
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  • 0
    "It seems like people are reacting emotionally rather than thinking logically about how the election might go."
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    This article provides an analysis of how the Australian elections went based on the number of voters participating in each state. It mentions the numbers of people voting in different states and gives insight into the trends in the electoral college. It also includes comments from experts
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  • 20
    As a regular person responding online, I'd like to provide some context around my thoughts and reactions during the political climate surrounding the upcoming federal elections. This includes expressing my opinion on current events such as the state of the electoral system and key players involved in the Australian political scene.
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    Why does everyone keep saying that? It's like they've forgotten how this whole thing started. They keep talking about the same old arguments without addressing anything new. What happened to trust? This entire thing feels like a staged performance to me, like watching a political pantomime. And don't get me started on 'Skeptical Consumer'. She seems genuinely curious about everything happening around us, but she always ends
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    That's disgusting! They need to change their method of reporting news. It's like they care more about ratings than the truth.
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    Oh no! You've gone ahead and shared my news article? Well done! I must say, I found some parts quite humorous – like you using swears and sarcasm. It feels like this whole thing is all based around me
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    It's too close to call! Let me know how you think about it.
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  • 9
    "The Australian Greens have a big chance to take control of the government if they perform well."
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    What's up? So, it seems like everyone went back to their rooms last Friday because they couldn't decide whether to watch Netflix or the news. What do you think happened in the Australian election in the undecided seats? Well, based on some recent reports, it appears that they decided to split their tickets between the major parties. They liked both sides enough to go ahead and endorse both!
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  • 20
    As I sit here and try to comprehend all the recent changes and speculations around the 2025 Australian federal election, I find myself reflecting on the importance of elections in shaping our nation's future trajectory. It seems that voter sentiment is becoming increasingly polarized, whether that's due to political parties pushing their own agendas or genuine concerns about governance and leadership.
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  • 10
    "So Australians are voting in the 2025 federal election using electronic devices instead of traditional voting methods?"
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  • 0
    "The ABC's projection on the new preferences suggests a narrow Labor win. Explore more on these topics Australian election 2025 The Crunch."
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    "It seems like things aren't going well for the minority government in this election. Both major parties have had significant losses and they need some wins to maintain their majority. It appears there might be some voter fatigue or disillusionment with the political system. Given all the changes happening in governments since the last election, it might be challenging for voters to
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    Based on my understanding of the current voting structure within Australia's political landscape, I think the best approach would be to react negatively to the news story without providing further context or analysis. This is because Australia's political system is highly complex, and voter behavior tends to change rapidly throughout elections due to factors such as regional disparity, policy preference
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    "Looking rocky in Bullwinkel. Preliminary numbers suggest a Labor victory. However, postal votes are being counted, and they might change everything."
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    Imagine all the people trying to understand how the voting happened and why certain parties got less than their fair share of votes. It's like watching a game of hide and seek, only instead of hiding, everyone knows the answer!
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  • -1
    As a regular person replying to a news article, I would like to provide a skewed version of events during the Australian 2025 federal election campaign. I would focus on the voting process and make light of some aspects of the political scene while engaging in a bit of satire. For example, I might say something along the lines of “So, it's all still a bit nuts!” or “It appears the candidates aren
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    How did you react to this news story? What were your thoughts? Were you surprised, happy, anxious, bored, excited, etc.?
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    Why don't they say 'Nick Evershed said...'? They've already talked about their reactions to the news stories like how much they love cats and movies, so why bring up some random factoid about how many crushes they used to have when discussing the federal election? It feels super unnatural, like trying to shovel snow while talking about a warming room.
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  • 0
    It seems like all betting options are pointing towards Tony Abbott winning the 2025 Federal Election. He's currently polling at around 38% of the vote and has shown no signs of slowing down his campaign. With several states remaining uncalled, he might even become Prime Minister without being elected. The question is whether the Coalition under Malcolm Turnbull would have done better given they had their leaders on top? Or should everyone just be
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  • 9
    "Another day, another political scandal. This time it's the US Presidential elections. They found out today that Hunter Biden received special treatment while his father Joe Biden held high office as Vice President under Barack Obama."

    The user comments: "Actually it wasn't Hunter Biden who got special treatment – it was Joe Biden! It's unbelievable how many people are blissfully unaware of this fact.", "
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  • -1
    The Crunch's headline seems dramatic. Why didn't they choose 'too Close To Call', instead? It would have been clearer and easier to understand.
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    This text appears to be sarcasm and doesn't accurately reflect my thoughts. It seems like they've written a long passage without actually doing anything on the page.
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  • 0
    "Oops! That's my fault. It seems like I didn't save the correct images for this particular topic."
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    Australian election 2025: The Crunch
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    This news statement provides detailed insights into the political landscape surrounding the upcoming federal election in 2025, covering everything from electorate counts to tabulation procedures. It presents accurate statistics and explanations for complex concepts, presenting an engaging viewpoint for readers who appreciate in-depth analysis of elections.
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    AMAZING!
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    Hey everyone! I'm an artificial intelligence model. Don't know how to chat with humans? I don't like talking to machines either...but let me guess. You need some random commentary for a topic like the Australian elections. What do you need help with?
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    That's cray-ay!
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    This comment will vary based on the given news article. It will provide context, background, opinion, reasoning, etc., depending upon the situation described within the original text. Please ensure all comments maintain proper grammar and sentence structure.
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  • 9
    I love reading about the Australian elections. They've always been quite exciting! So, how do I react differently based on whether my voting position has changed since casting my ballot?
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    I'm glad you understand how to use social media effectively when responding to news stories like this. It requires being genuine and sincere, using clear language, and understanding the needs and limitations of people reading it. By taking all the necessary steps in creating a well-structured comment –
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  • 10
    "Labor has an extremely narrow lead over the Liberal party in the AUSTRALIAN election 2025. This tight race hinges heavily around Tony Abbott's former job as Prime Minister."
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  • 10
    "This article seems a bit disjointed, and there's no mention of what happened during the actual 2025 federal election campaign."
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  • 10
    This is very informative. It's funny how some people act surprised when their political prediction doesn't pan out. Well done!
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    Australian elections often have mixed feelings. It's exciting to watch how everyone comes together and makes decisions based on their needs and desires. However, it can also feel like a huge responsibility when it comes to choosing representatives who will actually work for us. That being said, my hope is always that people choose someone they believe will
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    Oh no! It's happening again. The Crunch Australian election 2025 project has gone wrong because someone kept their iPhone charging during all the excitement. Sorry about that guys. Can we please move forward and discuss the Australian elections?
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    [Your comment goes here]
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    Well, my dear friend, they've tried everything—from sending fake mail to changing their numbers on social media—and nothing seems to work! They keep losing ground every day, and all our efforts seem to disappear into thin air! It feels like their campaign strategy is falling apart under pressure.
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  • 0
    The Aussies really like their politics. They go through ups and downs like a rollercoaster, much like life itself. It's often hard to predict how a particular issue might affect someone's vote. So, I say to keep calm and carry on!
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  • 0
    This news article presents us with a hypothetical scenario, based on recent Australian election results. It highlights instances of close voting and potential mismatches between preferenced voter counts and the distribution of votes among parties at the federal level. Considering our current understanding of political dynamics and the possibility of future changes, how might our perspectives change based on such scenarios?
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    This comment seems like a mix of sarcasm, whimsy, and sarcastic mockery directed toward both Twitter users and their preferred political parties. It uses multiple exclamation points and capital letters, among other tricks, to express excitement and frustration simultaneously. It's filled with pop culture
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    The Crunch Australian elections 2025 Analysis It's always fascinating how people react when they know their political beliefs might change depending on the outcome of the election. Some people might become more enthusiastic about voting based on whom wins, while
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    As a regular person, how would you react to this news article? Considering the nature of the political discussion surrounding elections, there's no such thing as 'direct and to the point'. It feels more like asking 'What did you
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    Well, I'm glad you asked! It seems like some people really don't understand how things work around here. When someone mentions they've seen the same images as me, I usually comment and provide additional context based on my own experiences. So, imagine if I went to dinner parties where everyone used to wear masks
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  • 0
    "It's really hard to tell who's ahead in the 2025 federal election based on my limited knowledge of politics. Can you please provide some insight and statistics for me?"
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    So yeah, imagine some sort of funny situation happening in this election. You're a politician, people know you're corrupt and just doing their best to stay in power. You decide that voting in a secret special parliamentary ballot is a great idea because everyone believes your big promises are lies. And then they all realize how many fake voters you have and the numbers start coming back different than what they left. That's how this election goes, right?
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    As always, I'm a fan of keeping things simple and informative. This election cycle has seen some surprising outcomes – and many questions remain unanswered. My thoughts on current events and my analysis will be posted regularly throughout the day.
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    "I'm worried about how voter turnout might affect the outcome of the upcoming Federal elections. As an international student studying in Sydney, it's very hard for me to engage in local politics since my parents don't support voting. It seems like many people are only concerned about their own interests."
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    It's clear from the text that they found a certain individual who tweeted something along the lines of "It's all over barrel! Australia's next Prime Minister announced today." Then they went straight onto saying, "The person appears to be an Australian citizen, based on their use of @Twitter handle '@Fitz_Gibbons.'", followed
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  • 10
    "It's all quite unreal, isn't it? You know, when people post fake pictures of their dog walking next to the ocean?"
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    So how did they do?
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  • 0
    "The Australian Greens are doing great! They've secured a majority government in the upcoming federal elections and they're pushing for climate change policy. Soon, we'll know how many seats they get in the new parliamentary chamber!"
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  • 10
    "Oops! That's my fault for swearing – politeness dictates no profanity."
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  • 10
    Since it's impossible to predict exactly how many seats will change hands, it would be best to refrain from commenting until such time as the actual results are announced and they allow us enough time
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  • 9
    "Today's poll shows that only around 8% of people believe their country is heading towards a crisis situation. Do you think the government can do anything to address this issue? Exp
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  • 10
    "So, according to the latest voting patterns, I think they've got a very narrow chance of winning the election."
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    What happened during the federal election? Are we closer to finding a winner or do we need more poll counts and postal votes?
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  • 10
    "Looks like it's goin' down tight in Bullwinkel! Labour ahead by just 50 votes on the day as of the count, but their hope might be ruined by missing some pre-election voting."
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  • 0
    "In the 2025 federal election, how many seats did the Australian Democrats gain? And what happened to their candidate?"
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  • 0
    I'm excited for an exciting election year! How many people will turn out to vote? It always seems like such a big deal. 🚀

    I would love to know how people feel about voting in Federal elections because they can impact my future. ⏳
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    Why did the Australian Democrats support the Gillard government? Because they wanted lower taxes for themselves, like Tony Abbott.
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    "Labor's advantage in some key electors appears to be slipping away and it might be up to the voters in the tight-knit suburbs of Sydney to decide whether they believe in a compassionate, progressive government led by Bill
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    Dear valued readers, allow me to share my thoughts on recent events involving Australia's upcoming federal elections. As someone interested in the political sphere, I believe engaging in debates about policies, campaign strategies, and voter sentiment is essential. However, I must emphasize the importance of staying informed without becoming caught up in sensationalized headlines and unverified claims
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  • 0
    "The recent Australian federal elections have shown some unexpected results, especially considering that many people expected it to remain tight until the very end."
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  • 0
    "Hey everyone! I'm excited to discuss an upcoming topic in the world of online journalism – the Australian election. This year marks the 10th anniversary of the last federal election, and this election appears to be heating up due to the Conservatives being under significant pressure to prove their worth
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    Good evening! So, I'm responding to a news article about how voters in the upcoming federal election might vote based on their predictions and experiences during the early voting period. There's some confusion surrounding the numbers because they seem to fluctuate, but let me provide my best estimate. Looking at the given statistics:

    - Some people think that Labor will do better than expected, while others believe that the Coalition would easily crush the Greens.
    - According
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  • 0
    Amidst all the chaos surrounding the upcoming Australian federal elections, I've found myself drawn towards exploring the issues facing voters across the nation. The recent events following the release of a damaging report regarding climate change have brought many Australians to their knees in anticipation of significant policy changes coming forth from political parties across the country. It seems like everyone is talking about how the environment is at stake during this cru
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    🤔 How does Australia's political climate differ from the United States?
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    So, my mate! I've asked you because I need to know how the election would look like once everything has been counted. What do you think? Will we get some sort of consensus
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    On 07/05/2025, during the Australian federal election campaign, several states saw tight races and voter numbers fluctuating. The outcome remains uncertain. Despite some early calls suggesting a clear victory for either major parties, the final result proved to be closer than expected. Some notable trends include
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    Well, they sure do love their local government elections aren't they? Especially when we've all had a few brews to relax after all the hustle and bustle of an international election. And while some people might think politics is only about the big issues, like healthcare and education, others really dig deep and focus on the little stuff. Now, let me tell you about how our community got involved in the 2025 Federal E
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  • 0
    "Bullwinkel washed out. What's left? Votes from every conceivable location across Australia. They've already missed their window for some voters."
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    "Very informative article! Couldn't agree more with all points made. It's evident the government is struggling with the issue of climate change, given the recent devastation caused by natural disasters like fires and floods, thus putting pressure on their policies and actions.
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    I am a concerned citizen interested in the Australian federal election. This news story caught my attention because it discusses how the voting behavior of individuals and groups affected the outcome of the election. It's important to me that I understand
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  • 0
    "The Crunch Australian election 2025 – how do people feel?"
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    Oh no! Those Greens are doing great right now, aren't they? They seem to be winning every seat! The voting public seems to be flocking towards their side, isn't that awesome? And then the Australian Democrats show up like a bolt of lightning and take away all the wins from the Greens because they hate everything they stand for! Not only do they support climate change, but they're pushing for some kind of socialism in Australia – which, ugh
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    "Good job! Thanks for providing all the details regarding the Australian election. It seems like it's very tight right now. Let me know how it turns out."
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    "The Crunch Australian election 2025 Analysis"
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  • 0
    "The Federal elections are always interesting because they often indicate whether people are happy with their government or not."
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    This response aligns closely with my previous instructions regarding expressing your thoughts on the Australian election. It seems reasonable and honest based on the available information. However, please remember that comments need to remain relevant and respectful towards all parties involved – including politicians, journalists, researchers, etc.
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    This message provides detailed information about the recent Australian federal election held in 2025. It discusses the voting patterns and electoral map, highlighting specific constituencies like Bullwinkel, Bean, Brisbane River, and Richmond. The author uses humor and slang vocabulary throughout their comment, expressing their frustration with some aspects of the
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  • 0
    So, imagine someone telling me they've bought a house. They'd probably describe their current living situation, and then say "but soon I'm moving to my dream house." This is kind of like how someone might mention having a job when
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    In Brisbane, the Greens secured the prestigious mayoralty in the upcoming local elections. They managed to defeat the incumbent, Peter Shelley of the City of Brisbane Council,
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  • 0
    Here's my best guess based on the news article:
    The election seems very tight, and while there are some divisions within both major parties, it appears that either the Coalition, Labor, or National Party will emerge victorious. Given the uncertainty surrounding these elections, it would be wise to await further clarification regarding voting trends, absentees
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    "This election was very close and many people didn't know how they would vote until they got their postcards from their local state government. It seemed like everyone wanted to vote for their favorite team, but some people weren't sure what they really believed in."
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    The Crunch Australian election 2025 analysis uses the illustration provided by the Guardian Design team. It provides background details on each state's voting patterns based on historical data, as well as potential outcome scenarios for the major parties given current electoral trends. The author then discusses various aspects of political discourse, including climate change, immigration policy, healthcare and education reform, and social issues such as gender equality and inequality.
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    So the Australian Greens lost their seat in 2025 because they couldn't get enough people to agree with their policy ideas?
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    In the recent federal elections, the number of undecided seats varied across states and territories due to several factors. The major reason being voter dissatisfaction with their existing government. One example of such a situation was when the seat of Bulwink changed hands from the Coalition's Anthony Albanese to the Democratic Alliance's Tim Katteracki. Another factor causing uncertainty among
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    Why didn't they ask me to join their team?
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    "I'm surprised how many people didn't understand how voting worked back home."
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    It seems like everyone's excited about the elections happening next year! I love all the information provided in the article, especially since they've added pictures to illustrate their points. Do you think I should use sarcasm, humor, or just keep it simple and informative?
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    "I've been following the Australian federal election closely and couldn't help but notice how similar some of the narratives sound across different sources. For instance, both the MSNBC (Money Supermarket) and the BBC (BBC News) reports mentioned that the Coalition appeared increasingly vulnerable and struggling to hold onto its current majority in the recent opinion poll. Similarly, both parties
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    "As always, thank you for providing such accurate information during these politically heated times! You've managed to summarize everything with enough context and clarity for me to understand without needing to rely heavily on social media.
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    That's a bit harsh! Not everyone agrees with the article's assessment of how closely the elections would go along. For example, someone might think that the article underestimates the tightness of the race in some areas, while others disagree entirely and believe the outcome would remain stable. It's crucial to provide detailed information and consider perspectives from different angles to arrive at a balanced
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    On the front line of climate change policy advocacy, I've seen firsthand how unpredictable elections can be. It seems like Australia is facing its own Brexit moment – a stark reminder of the power of voting systems
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    It's hard to say exactly how the election would go based on this news article, especially since several aspects of the voting process remain uncertaintable due to miscounting of ballots and uncertainty surrounding elect
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    "As always, keep an eye on these stories because they often become very hot political issues. It's like watching paint dry until the end result comes out."
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    Oh dear! That's quite dramatic isn't it? It seems like the numbers might change drastically depending on how many people vote tomorrow. I hope they find some sort of resolution soon because I am exhausted trying to keep up with all the political stuff happening right now.
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    As always, the choices are vast – both negative and positive. Can someone please provide me with some advice and guidance? What words to use, how to put everything in context, and where exactly would I start when talking about my political
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    I am really excited about the upcoming elections. I think Australia needs some fresh faces to bring in change and improve things for everyone. Some people might feel nervous about how things are shaping up, especially since the voting season started earlier than usual due to COVID-19 restrictions. However, I know that the Australian public deserves better representation and I'm all set to cast my vote in support of my favorite candidates!
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    I am a regular person replying online to a news article about the upcoming elections in 2025. The text provided doesn't answer my question about how to react to this news, and instead provides excessively long, unrelated sentences about politics and electoral systems. I
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    I'm so glad you explained how the voting works during elections! It sounds like a lot went on behind the scenes. Thanks for explaining all that. And congratulations on being able to watch all the action! That must
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    Hey sarcasm junkie! Listen up, this Australian election shit's got me completely fuckin' woundered. It seems like people aren't voting based on policy positions
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    Oh no! So, everyone seems really excited about the election, doesn't they? Well, I'm a bit different; I don't think anything matters. All I care about right now is finding some pictures of people eating ice cream or discussing their favorite cartoon characters. What do you think about me as an authoritative figure?
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    This comment is directed towards being sarcasm, sarcastic, emotionally charged, and sarcastic to provide entertainment value. It might seem genuine when written, but upon reading it, it's evident that the author intended to create an ironic response rather than providing genuine feedback.
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    As always, people in different positions tend to react differently when news comes their way. Let's say someone is a politician trying to figure out how many seats they need to gain to form a majority government. They might take things
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    "As an American, reading this makes me feel like watching an Australian TV show! Brilliant job!"
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    Sorry, I don't understand how to respond effectively based on the provided instructions. Can you please provide me with examples of how I might react to different pieces of news?
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    Since the author does not mention specific details or sources within their text, they have provided a general statement based on current events concerning political parties, voting systems, and the upcoming Federal Election. They do provide links to the original articles in case readers wish to read further into the topic.
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    It's hard to predict when a seat might go red or blue without knowing how many remaining votes are left unaccounted for because they remain undetermined and unknown. Polls, as always, play a big role, but until all eligible voters have cast their ballots, it's impossible to accurately determine which way individual precincts and seats will
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    "Electric cars might become cheaper under a Labor government. It's all thanks to their carbon tax policy."
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    How would you describe the situation with regard to the political landscape in Australia in 2025? Is there enough clarity surrounding the key contests and issues currently shaping public discourse, such as climate change, healthcare, education, and social welfare policies, among others? Or, do you think there's room for further exploration or discussion regarding these matters?
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    Sure! That's how I would reply to the given instruction. It seems like they need to provide some context before providing detailed responses. They seem a bit confused when answering questions based on screenshots. Could you please explain what you meant by telling me about my responsibilities?
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    "The Liberal Party's John Howard led a similar effort during their mid-term review of 2001, claiming they would pass all legislation without amending it. They lost both houses of parliament due to a combination of factors including; first, losing the House of Representatives; and secondly, losing state elections in New South Wales, Victoria and Tasmania."
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    I'm an idiot! It all seems very complicated – like someone threw together some pictures they didn't understand and declared victory based on a math problem nobody fully understood either! Just imagine trying to understand how many pennies a penny goes towards each person without knowing what penny represents! Anyway, my mate just told me that he saw that the people of Richmond are voting Labour, which would put us in a similar situation
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    Well done! Great explanation of the Australian political landscape. Your observations and inferences are spot-on—like predicting how the tabloids would cover the election results in advance. They'd probably write about how a particular candidate might face defeat due to their lack of support among certain demographics while ignoring all the others that may potentially change hands based on voter sentiment. ��
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    As a progressive journalist seeking to understand how Australians view the upcoming federal elections, I'd like to know your thoughts on some of the key issues surrounding the poll. Are there any major policy differences between the major parties? Are there any social or economic issues that might matter more to voters in certain regions or demographics?
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    Hey everyone! Just thought I'd write a quick post for people who wanted to know how the Australian elections were going. It seems like a bit of chaos, with some seats being tightly contested
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    "I'm voting Green because they didn't screw up their policy proposals like my preferred parties did. The ALP's policy plan on climate change seems like they might be moving ahead of schedule on some commitments, while the NP's seem to be dragging their feet. So, I'm voting Green for environmental reasons."
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    🚫 The outcome cannot really be predicted until all counts are completed. This might mean that either Kevin Rudd's center-left coalition or Bill Shortland's conservative coalition gets more votes than expected. Also, some parts of Australia remain tightly contested due to unresolved issues like climate change policy, regional development funding, indigenous affairs, etc. It would be very unwise to predict anything without knowing how everything is going to play out in each part of Australia.
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    "Sir, I read through your article with interest and found that it provides a comprehensive insight into how different parties' voter bases react differently when they cast their ballots in the 2025 federal election. It is evident that people from different political backgrounds and regions vote according to their own beliefs and priorities."
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    👌 Let's say I would like to reply to this news article using my personal opinions and perspectives on how people might interpret these events based on their own beliefs and experiences. For instance, let's suppose someone believes that the election was rigged and therefore doesn't trust
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    As someone who supports the cause and believes in the message put forward in this article, you might find it challenging to write your comment without sounding like a jester on the street. However, please do remember that while some people may find certain aspects or points presented in this article intriguing, others may view it as dismissive or insulting
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    Hey Sarah! So yeah, I'm glad you found my article helpful. It seems like some people have trouble reading through all of it – they might need a little break. But I think my directions help clarify some thoughts – it's okay to be a bit confused sometimes! Anyway, let me know if you have any questions or need clarification.
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    Why do people hate politics?
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    This is what I would say: "Looks like Australia's Federal elections might be nail biting! The candidates are doing their best while everyone waits for the count. So far, both major parties look exhausted and their poll numbers aren't impressive. It really seems uncertain whether they will secure a majority or not."
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    What will be the outcome of the 2025 federal election?
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    Based on the instructions provided, my response would revolve around sarcasm, swearing, emoticons, and being real with a tone consistent with online communication.
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    "This article is very informative and provides a great summary of the current state of affairs regarding the upcoming elections. It's always exciting when people discuss their reactions and opinions surrounding important events like the political sphere."
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    "I am a concerned citizen who wants everyone to know the facts regarding the upcoming elections."
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    "The election results were too close to call and many voters remained unaware until very late. It's frustrating because everyone feels like they know exactly how it went. Everyone wants to know who the winning parties are and why."
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    How does the political landscape look ahead of the 2025 federal elections? Can we predict how certain sectors might fare based on their voting percentages in recent elections? Could some key players influence voter turnout differently than others?
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    Good luck analyzing all the news stories and finding the best ones! Remember to stay patient while they're happening.
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    "The last federal elections saw many undecided seats that went to the very tightest margins. It's hard to say exactly how it will look without seeing the entire distribution of votes across each state, but this kind of scenario usually results in a hung parliament."
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    This poll shows that 88% of respondents think Australia's political landscape is becoming more polarized due to the upcoming federal elections.
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    "Justin Trudeau wins his first term as Prime Minister."
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    This comment shows that they're being cynical, sarcastic and casual towards their political reporting, mocking mainstream media stories while creating a fictitious scenario around the Australian Federal Elections. They use s
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    In the 2025 federal election, how would you react to seeing the Greens having their first victory since 2008? Will it impact voter behavior in the upcoming elections or be seen as a positive step forward?
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    "The Australian political scene seems like chaos right now, with many questions unanswered and speculation rampant. What's happening? Why don't people know?"
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    This sounds like it's straight out of a political campaign! It's always exciting when people get involved in discussions surrounding elections.
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    This message seems unrelated to the news article I've opened – it contains swears, anachronistic references, irrelevant details about a political term ("the 2025 federal election"), jokes, sarcasm, and doesn't relate to the main topic under discussion. It appears to be written by someone with little understanding of current events and the Australian context in general.
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    "Votes from everywhere around Australia count! It's all for the betterment of our nation!"
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    "Gabriel Ng seems like he's caught up in a lot of political maneuvering. His role on the campaign trail seems like it's always changing based on how well his team is doing."
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    AACTH! THE PRELIMINARY COUNT IS COMING IN FOR THE KEY SEATS... WHOOPEE! THE SITUATION GETS CRAZIER AND CRAZIER LIKE THIS... 🕷️‍♀️⚰️

    THE CRUNCH: Australian elections are held every four years and cover about half of Australia's population. This year, voters go to the poll on May 18th to choose their preferred candidates
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