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Shocking brain cancer breakthrough: Electric fields supercharge immune assault
A breakthrough study from Keck Medicine of USC may have found a powerful new triple therapy for glioblastoma, one of the deadliest brain cancers. By combining Tumor Treating Fields (TTFields), which deliver electric waves into tumors, with immunotherapy and chemotherapy, researchers saw a major boost in survival.
Anonymous
RESPONSE: I heard that disturbing news! Is there anything else we can learn or ask questions about this situation?
RESPONSE (in sweary language): *B* Didn't they tell you they were gonna fucking raise taxes again? FUCK YALL! 😡
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The above code will first create an instance of `NewsFeed` using the provided text as input, then use this object to parse out all relevant pieces of information
RESPONSE FROM AN INSTINCTIVE PERSON AND OPEN-MINDED LISTENER (SARCASTIC) TOWARDS THE NEWS STORY
"That
RESPONSE FROM A PERSONAL RIGHTS PROGRESSIVE (TWEET): "This is fucking terrible! My friend's been missing for weeks now, and I can barely comprehend how this could happen."
This is an example of how you might reply to a news article using a casual, emotional style that leans towards social media platforms like Instagram or Red
Reacting negatively with "😠" as an indicator of sarcasm, expressing frustration over what they see on news programs and using colloquial language and emoji characters for added humor:
"What's funny about this?" asks
I'm a big fan of the American flag on my left shoulder, but I can't help feeling that they are making a huge mistake."
This statement reflects the author's thoughts on the latest piece of news coming out. It discusses the
This comment will be like this for every other user who comments on that news article. The author has taken the text provided (the news itself), translated it into their own words
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I have never traveled before so this is an adventure for me. I can't wait to explore new places, try local cuisine, watch sunsets over the ocean, and relax by the pool. Can't believe we didn’t do this sooner. It’ll be such a blast! <laughter> <smile>
This was not an instructed comment. But feel free to
That comment is perfect for this situation because you’re responding genuinely while also being playful with swearing and using casual language to show off that
That was such a shocker! Couldn't believe they did that! The world is going to end because of that stupid asteroid thingy! It's like someone threw a wet blanket over all our hopes and dreams! 🥱 But hey, maybe we can use it as an opportunity to reevaluate our priorities and goals. We could start by becoming better ste
The author seems genuinely shocked by what they have read. They seem both concerned and excited that their childhood buddy has been taken away.
TOP THREE REASONS FOR THE BLOODSHED IN CHICAGO (WITH EXAMPLES FROM YOUR RESPONSE):
1) Bad guys with bad intentions
It was an incredible surprise because I didn't expect it at all
This is how you would normally respond to an article on social media that mentions someone who voted against Trump during the 2016 election.
In this example, "So I guess we're officially done with this thing now" reflects a lighthearted commentary towards the end of a political discussion
RESPONSE FROM A NEVER VIEWED HEADLINE AND WANT TO TEST YOUR PERSONA AS AN INDIVIDUAL
I don't want to believe that my life has been fucking ruined by this shit. My friends and family have been disappearing left and right. And everyone
RESPONSE FROM AN INSTINCTIVE PERSON (likely an AI-generated model): 🐰 Why is something so beautifully designed that we need to destroy our planet? Just thinking of the irony!
In other words, write something sarcastic, sass
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I can understand why people might feel confused or upset by that statement given the headline "Climate Change Worries Millions Worldwide."
However, we need to look at things from an objective standpoint. We cannot assume everyone is agreeing with the change simply
<issue_response>
Ske
Here is how you would create a conversation on the forum with this content using natural language processing (NLP):
1. **Introdu
This is a typical conversation between humans on social media platforms, discussing news stories in an unstructured way.
🤷♀️I think we need more diversity in movies and shows. People today want to see characters who look like them and live where they come from. It would make stories more rel
(Sarcasm) You should join our secret group for political jokes on Discord – there're lots of them.
Here is how I would handle this situation with an educated viewer who's been trained in social media interaction.:
Subject Line: 🌱 Greenwashing Alert!
In reply to this tragedy, many people have been saying that it should not have happened at all. They
<reaction>
LOL, I've heard of 'shocking twist'. It always seems like an exciting new development at first, but then they reveal that the truth was even more unsettling than we anticipated. So much for excitement!" ✊️
I'm curious but why did you create this website? I mean, what is its purpose?
```
# Instructions: In order to play this game, you need to follow some simple rules.
1) You can only respond using text messages that fit within the given time limit.
2) Your response must include a sarcasm element; either making fun of something, being informative, or being sarcastic with an emoji (like a facepalm).
3)
In an exclusive interview with The Daily Caller News Foundation (DCNF), President Trump discussed his administration's recent policy changes that have had an impact on our immigration system and border security."
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Remember that this is just an example of how you might respond to a news story with an opinion on it. You should adapt your responses for each specific situation based on what aspects of the story resonate most with you, but don't worry too much about following word-perfect grammar.
In addition to
Reactions:
1) Frowns and sighed: "Oh no," you might say as you feel like throwing up over the ridiculousness of their decision.
2) Curious looks and questioned: "What makes them think this will work?"
3) Anger, disappointment,
I'm feeling bummed out today because I got fired. Everyone at work is on vacation or sick, so nobody was available for a quickie
<instructions>
Please make sure to provide a quote or line from an article that supports this statement. This will give context and authenticity to the sentiment of my comment.
</instructions>
NEWS STORY: "According to recent reports, thousands of innocent lives have been lost as a result of climate change disasters. We must take
RESPONSE: So sorry for what happened with all that extraction. It doesn't seem like they have much idea about why you lost those rights. That being said, as a regular person who gets upset by this sort of thing, we should raise our voices and let people know how we feel."
I didn't even know there was such a thing as climate change. I guess that's what happens when you surround yourself with people who just don't care."
```
This script can also generate a bot account with limited access to a social media platform (either Instagram or Twitter), allowing you to
```
A) I love this idea! Who wouldn't want to try something new for fun? It seems like an
RESPONSE: (Sarcasm) Hey, did you know they're doing this? They've even got an ad for recycling my plastic bottle on social media! Wow. Didn't see that coming. Anyway, we should all start calling out these unsc
I am genuinely shocked by this news. I can see how this strain could cause severe health consequences for those who contract it as well as putting immense pressure on hospitals. So many lives at risk! This is just another reminder that we need to work together as global citizens to maintain our collective safety.
Here is my second response to this news story:
<news_story>
Police arrest individual after fatal shooting.</news_story>
"This news story seems like someone was killed in a terrible accident. I can't help but feel sad for the families and friends affected by this tragedy. It's really disappointing to see more
I didn't think they would go that far but guess what? They did! And it wasn't just them; many companies have been caught breaking tax laws over the years."
<instructions>
```
Here is how we can use the `replace_first` method with string interpolation like this:
```ruby
def replace_all(old_string, new_string)
old_string = "#{old_string}
I see that you think climate change is a big joke now. It
Sarcasm is key here as you can't help but express your surprise at the development. It shows how quick-witted you are when reacting to something like this, making this comment more engaging than if you were simply responding to them
```
"It's always better when there's no right answer."
Reacting to this news, I found myself on Twitter, where I decided to express my disbelief. Just as I had hoped; people were sharing thoughts and discussing their opinions of what appeared to be a chaotic situation unfolding before us all. My tweet reads as follows: "Oh no! It looks
Your comment is very sincere – I feel like you genuinely care about the environment and want to raise awareness.
As a progressive responding to this story, you need to express your disbelief at the situation but also acknowledge that many people might feel frustrated by the event. You could add, "Well, we'll just have to wait and see what happens with any updates on this issue. Maybe there will be some relief for all of
"Just thought I'd give this a try."
I really want an update on how everything is going, but I can't seem to get through the line of instructions anymore. Can you please provide me with any additional information regarding my situation?"
I had no idea what they meant."
In fairness, there is always room for redemption when such unim
- This is an example of what you might use as a starting point. If you want more control over how things unfold, modify the comments accordingly based on your preferences.
Sarcasm level high, sassy comment with emoji flair.
That's cute! I love you."
```
For example, for news story "Afghanistan to host first international women's cricket tournament", you can use this script:
```python
import re
from typing import Dict
def process_story(url):
url = 'https://www.cnbc.com/2018/05/29/afghani-to-host-first-international-womens-cricket
RESPONSE: It seems there might be some confusion on how many phones are actually being used versus just checking notifications through apps? Is there an issue with checking notifications regularly while doing
So we can say this is another example of climate change affecting wildlife, as polar bears have been suffering due to melting ice caps. The meltdown has caused them to starve and they may even go extinct."
That was a huge overreaction! I've always been against this kind of thing. It just feels like they're trying to stifle creativity with their rules. They should allow us to express our opinions freely without judgment. We don't need special permissions for that.
"That's what I was saying," she replied, laughing nervously. "Sorry!"
I sighed, rubbing my temples as my hands shook with frustration. It had been weeks since any major event or political move caught my attention in a
RESPONSE (no need for full sentences): Oh my gosh! Seriously? That sounds incredible! Imagine being able to see those colors on that phone...what an upgrade! It really is amazing how technology keeps getting better and more beautiful each day. <slightly sarcasm> I am so grateful to have such advanced tools to showcase our work and bring people closer together. <smirk>
It's got so much power that I can only imagine what amaz
I've never been able to understand why people do that. It just doesn't make sense to me.
BIG CHANGES ARE COMING FOR YOU IN THE NEWS"
I LOVE LARRY CAPUTO, AND HE HAS TO BE RIGHT ABOUT EVERTHING."
In order to provide a more cohesive narrative, we need context in our responses. Also, remember that some people might not have enough information yet. So try to keep things simple for
REPLIES (MAX 1):
Just heard this terrible news! #vapingcrisis ⚡️ #healthcare is so screwed up that we need to ban e-cigarettes outright 💥
If you need more specific
I can't believe this. It looks like they may have overestimated their earnings reports by a significant margin. Imagine how hard it was for those companies to make their numbers look good when there wasn’t any reason to believe that it would happen. Their entire business model was built on an influx of wealth being brought into the country by immigrants through various programs such as H1B visas, which has been largely discontinued under
P.S.: It's so unbelievable how quickly things can change. Just like every new day brings uncertainty with its own set of challeng
This was not an error message but rather part of the code you requested. Here is my interpretation of what was said: "The left
CASUAL QUESTION FOR AN INTELLECTIVE (SMART Talker)
What do you make of this?"
The news appears to be reporting that there has been an increase in reported rapes on college campuses over recent years. The incident caused some students to protest the lack of action by authorities and questioned whether they were being given enough resources for survival. Many accused authorities of prior
As always, this is how you'd typically interact with an article or piece of content on social media, but remember that we want our responses to be more like text messages sent to friends than formal reports.
It's interesting how the narrative has been turned upside down when it comes to climate change. People used to think that global warming was caused by
RESPONSE FROM A POLITICAL PERSPECTIVE:
H
The author of this article has successfully convinced me that I'm not human. They made up the whole "libertarian" thing. And they thought I was stupid enough to believe them. ❤️
```
This script is meant for making comments on the internet using an average person's voice and language rather than being highly polished. It is designed with the intention of providing simple and easy ways to get started. The main idea here is that you should use informal language, be sincere (emotional), and react to the news as if talking face-to-face with someone.
I can see that you have zero interest in discussing anything else. The author of this piece seems like they really need to step up their game when it
[END OF INSTRUCTIONS]
I don't see the harm in spreading the word, but let me explain how this issue affects me personally and professionally. As an educator, I find that being informed is crucial for ensuring safety of students and staff alike. We must make sure we keep ourselves updated on any potential risks and precautions. This information could save lives."
It feels as though nothing has changed; yet, we continue to witness horrific tragedies
This is a bit of an exaggeration of course but I think that people do tend to care more than they may let on when dealing with big problems such as climate change. So maybe there was some expectation for something different from them.
Reblog: https://www.reddit.com/r/cringelyintolerant/comments/k91483j
SARCASTIC LANGUAGE
Techno-Optimist: (s
Here's a direct example of how you can respond to the news using just swears and an exclamation mark:
"FUCKING HILARIOUS!! How is it even possible to sit back and watch people fuck around with their planet?!"
This gives you an idea of how this could possibly go down on social media:
1) Read and understand the given instruction.
2) Choose between a constructive and negative/sarcasm approach.
3) Include any relevant information (like personal commentary).
4) Mention that the
😠💩: This is a completely made up news story. It doesn't really happen. I'm just having fun with
Rebecca scanned through the article she was reading on her phone. The news headline had been telling of an incident involving a deadly virus that has affected millions worldwide. She felt sick thinking about all those who lost their lives and livelihoods at such a
LOL
I'm glad you mentioned this! It's always so important to pay attention to our environment and make sure we protect it for future generations.
Sarcasm is key here! "I'm not surprised" implies that you don't find it surprising at all and has no positive impact on the situation. The other parts of the sentence
What do you think of this news story? Are you surprised by any part of it? Have you noticed anything unusual so far
Justification for using these phrases:
- "Casual": A regular person responding to an issue would generally use a more informal tone than someone who has experience with complex issues. The casual tone makes it easier to connect
RESPONSE: So we know that this means something, right? What does it mean for us as individuals? It's like, maybe some kind of threat is looming over our lives... we just need to keep an eye out. Maybe there's some important information or guidance on how to navigate things. We have no
This is your updated statement:
A woman's body was found floating on a pond near her home in the woods with an intruder inside of her."
I don't have any particular background in technology
I'm glad you see this as an opportunity for change. It feels like our leaders have failed us all time and again!
This pandemic has caused so much suffering and loss. I can't even fathom how many lives will never return. But I know we need to take action now more than ever before. Let’
I'm glad I didn't trust my instincts on this one!
RESPONSE: Oh no! How terrible. It sounds like something completely different than anything you would ever want. People around me always seem too
The creature appears to have various tentacles that reach out into space, and they're covered with
The statement was clear and concise. The author maintained a natural, emotional, and casual tone throughout their comment. They expressed an opinion that aligns well with many common beliefs and perspectives while also incorporating light-hearted humor.
That's right sweetheart. You didn't see what happened at that protest? The police tried to arrest this woman for not being loud enough while singing her song."
It's so bad I even heard someone get attacked by one of those
The kids need help too. They keep asking me why everything looks so wrong outside my window and I just shake my head. It's like someone cut off all the colors. Everything seems grey now. Can you tell
The man on the other side of the phone seemed genuinely shocked by what he had heard. He quickly wrote down his thoughts as well, trying to make sense of such a significant event.
"I can hardly process all that information," he began earnestly. "
"Their marketing is so dull. They've been putting out the same advertisements over and over again for years now," you added sarcastically. "It's like they're trying too hard to appeal to everyone."
TARGET AUDIEN
This is an example of how you can respond to a news article with some sarcasm and emoji included. Just remember not all news stories require
This is not the first time something like this has happened recently – there have been similar incidents at other locations across the world and it appears to be related to climate change. People are becoming more aware of the issue, but there hasn’t been much done yet to address it effectively. This news story shows us just how far we need
FUGEES OF JOUSES LIKE HORRIBLE LIBERTARDS! 👻 WESTERN VALUES DEFEATED BY
Hey everyone,
I hope this doesn't sound too offensive but I need to share something important with you guys.
The world is going through some really rough times right now. A lot of people are suffering and there hasn't been much progress
This is part of my comment style, but it doesn’t make sense grammatically. I would have
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<instructions>
The comment needs to sound like you're asking something silly but still understand what the topic is. It also shouldn’t have any context or background information
Sure thing! I'm glad you asked such a pertinent question.
<instructions>
Reply with an idiosyncratic comment that expresses their disdain or annoyance at being trapped indoors. This could involve using words like "ridiculous" or "inf
The plan would include building roads, bridges, power lines, and other essential facilities that serve both residential and commercial communities. The estimated cost of this ambitious initiative has reached $3 trillion."
Hey everyone, I hope you enjoyed this news story today. Last week, we learned of an alarming report on climate change. In a recent poll by the American Heart Association, over 90% of people admitted to believing in its existence before finding out it was false. This report raises serious concerns for our planet. While many have
This is some sort of event that has taken place. I'm feeling really sad and upset about this because X reason."
This is an example of how you might respond to a news story about smartphone apps not being as intuitive as they should be
```
In this example, I'm making use of a simple programming language (Python) for simplicity's sake; however, you can definitely switch things around or make it more complex by using another scripting language such as JavaScript, Ruby, etc.
Just another day on this never ending adventure called life! I've always been fascinated by how technology can transform our lives for better or worse, but today has made me realize just how much we rely on it nowadays for everything. The internet is a fantastic tool that gives us access to information at an unprecedented speed; however, it
Their design is sleek and modern, boasting high-quality audio performance while also providing long battery life, thanks to
Inst
It's clear you have not been following any news regarding criminal activity recently. The police department has had difficulty apprehending certain criminals due to understaffing and budget issues. They are currently working with thousands of un-accompanied minors who have become victims of human trafficking. Many suspects are being held without charge. Detectives are desperately trying
RESPONSE: Oh no! This news report is terrifying. I feel so
```
This message provides an introductory statement followed by a more condensed version of an instruction set for reacting to news stories on social media platforms, which would require more elaboration than just expressing disbelief. This format encourages user-generated responses that can be easily understood and appreciated by most readers.
REACTION: Why do we always get stuck on trains? It's like our lives depend on them not working! People should learn how to ride trains better
```python
import re
import sys
sys.stdout = open("reaction_to_story.txt", 'a') # redirecting output
# start reading input data from command line arguments
for arg in args:
print(arg) # printing all provided arguments
if __name__
You comment is casually delivered with an emotional tone as you respond to a news story on climate change, using informal language and sarcasm when appropriate.
I'm going to laugh my ass off when I see this happening."
Here you go! I hope this helps.
There ya go!
This is all I'm going to say on this story, thanks for asking!
Their response seems like something out of their head, doesn't it? It sounds so... well, unusual. Maybe they had a little too much time on their hands and decided
This statement is not going anywhere. People have rights! This statement expresses that they feel the need for privacy against being monitored by their government.
RESPONSE FROM A NEO-NATALIAN (AMAZON) POLITICAL CORRECTED VOICE: "That's soooo bummer! It must be really hard to face such bad news. I feel like a giant burden has been placed on my shoulders."
I agree with you completely on that. The article was insensitive towards parents raising kids today. They only mentioned how great it is for everyone else but not enough thought was put into it affecting them directly as well.
- I'm a conservative who believes that people should get their own way often enough.
Justification: This statement is designed to evoke strong reactions and
<news_story>
It's saddening that another innocent animal is losing its life at the hands of humans due to their irresponsible actions. We need to work together as a society to find solutions
Based on what I read, this could potentially lead to some serious issues for our community's infrastructure. It appears that there has been an increase in hacking attacks and ransomware in recent months. This is concerning given the city’s reliance on technology to run essential services like public transportation,
```
This comment is an example of what you could
RESPONSE TO: (Instructions given) "I don't know how they let this happen. It's like every time there is an incident, some idiot comes up with another excuse for not doing their job."
I'm not surprised, but I expected better from law enforcement. They should always prioritize public safety over personal opinions. It is frustrating that they treated him like a criminal instead of investigating the matter."
Just thought I'd share my thoughts on this - completely unbelievable that they would do something so cruel like sending out fake news regarding a terrorist attack. The police need to figure out who's behind this ASAP!
```
RANDOM QUESTION: Why was the news of my ban so surprising?
I can't stand how our freedom is being taken away by leaders who don't have our best interests at heart."
This statement was sent as an auto-response from my phone account.
This statement shows that you have no idea what "unchecked" means in terms of human-induced climate change but still think we need to stop global warming with extreme measures such as reducing carbon footprints and transitioning towards renewable energy sources like solar and wind power. It's nonsensical to imply that humans can avoid catastrophic consequences while continuously burning foss
<instructions>
But first, I just want to clarify that swearing and using emojis aren't allowed when commenting on something like this (otherwise you might end up on school suspension).
This comment would fit into the "casual, emotional, personal" sentiment.
The reason behind this is my own skepticism towards claims of extraterrestrial life. They have never been proven nor disproven by any evidence so far, and humanity still doesn’t understand what they could look like, where they come from or how we can communicate with them. It's a matter of faith rather than facts for me.
Just thought I'd share this little anecdote with you guys. So there was that incident involving my cat last week and then today...""
Sarcasm is key here. It's not necessary but can provide depth for understanding.
Sarcasm is required due to the nature of the topic - a deadly shooting event.
```
The provided Python script utilizes NLTK library to perform text processing tasks such as tokenization, stemming/lemmatization, part-of-speech tagging, etc., to extract relevant information from given input sentences. It also generates a random prompt based on the initial sentence and provides an example of
```
This is an example of how
The polar bear population is in decline due to climate change caused by human activities
How does artificial intelligence threaten us?
It's horrible that they couldn't identify him quickly enough, but at least he was found eventually. I hope their families get some kind of justice, regardless of who did it. It doesn’t matter how many times someone gets away with something like this; it still has to stop.
How could a community let situations like this go on? How
```
That's what I thought, but they kept showing me how much of a priority someone else was. It just feels so mean-spirited.
```
```bash
#!/bin/sh
python3 -m SimpleHTTPServer 8000
```
```
This is just an example of how you can write comments for different situations, but there are many more styles available online like Twitter & Reddit Comments that can be tailored specifically to your needs.
"This isn’t making sense!"
"Seriously?"
The author of this comment is using an extremely informal, conversational style which often includes swearing and exaggerated language. They are not only expressing their shock but also sharing their personal experience with the news they just read
"This is all such bullshit!"
<sigh>
NEXT INSTINCT:
```
RESPONSES LIKE ABOVE CAN BE MADE IN ANY WAY YOU PREFER - BUT TECHNICO OPTIMIST PERSPECT
I feel like I can’t connect with people right now because there is so much information on my phone, and it feels like I have no time for anything else!"
Reactions can range from casual laughter through sarcasm to full-blown anger on social media sites like Twitter or Reddit where you can express yourself freely with no filters or editing.
It's almost as though they couldn't get enough of their own fearmongering. And there I was, just another anonymous user typing away on my computer screen, trying not to laugh out loud at this latest round of absurdity.
"The number of reported cases is likely to double overnight," said Dr. Jenny Thompson, a professor at
I'm sorry I couldn't provide more constructive feedback; however, I understand your frustration. It seems like you're looking for an outlet to express yourself
```python
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
import requests
def parse_story(url):
soup = None
try:
response = requests.get(url)
# Parse page content
soup = BeautifulSoup(response.content, 'html5lib')
return soup
except Exception as e:
print("Error parsing website
I was just trying to stay informed on all the happenings around me but it feels like there's too much going wrong at once. Every day seems to bring something fresh and unpredictable,
[Snort] What an incredibly mean-spirited response. I couldn't even imagine how someone could say something like that. It was like calling another kid a misfit just because their parents didn’t love them enough. I really wish there was some way for me to change this particular habit of my own volition.
This is such an awesome day! I can't believe we just got this news! We’re going on vacation next month and it’s so exciting!
I hope everyone had a great weekend and is looking forward to their holiday break. It seems like everyone was talking
Even though I disagree with the main idea (the shooting of the girlfriend), I'm going to use my hyperbolic tone and
BREAKING NEWS RELEASE FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
Chief of Staff Releases Statement:
"The United States government has long defended American sovereignty by promoting free speech as an essential right." said U.S. Chief of Staff John Smith. "However,
REASON FOR THE HURTING: The article talks about a new technology that could potentially change our lives forever by making us superhumanly intelligent. It's like magic! But there is an issue with this "superpower" which I find concerning.
"What?" - I know you didn’t read those instructions, right? But let me explain what you should do. Please try and maintain a conversational tone while providing feedback on something as significant as the news story being shared."
"This is just too much!"
"I can't believe they did that."
Sarcasm and irony is key here; responding to an article might sound like this due to its nature, but feel free to use any other style that you prefer.
It's just so unusual to see someone reacting this way on social media! How funny is that?
This is how you would respond to a question or piece of news using social media language but with a specific twist for humor and an intended conservative viewpoint. Remember that most people will see through this as just another annoying troll on the internet, so keep it simple and funny to make things more relatable.
I'm glad you have this opportunity for feedback on something like that."