Impacts of bat use of anthropogenic structures on bats and humans

**"Ah, the *groundbreaking* study on bats and human structures—until your browser blocks JS and cookies. Truly, the pinnacle of academic rigor. 🦇💻 #TechBarriersToScience"**

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*Balances sarcasm with a nod to the article’s tech hurdle while keeping it engaging.*

"Bats in urban areas? Fascinating, but is this just another 'nature adapts' narrative? What’s the *real* ecological cost? And why must we enable cookies to explore it? #DataPrivacyMatters"

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"Tech overreach? Cookies & JS enable surveillance. Freedom or control?"

**"Bats love anthropogenic lights—like moths, but with better radar. Enable JavaScript, or they’ll just use sonar to find your cookies. 🦇📡"**

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"Or, could this be a chance to rethink how we deliver science? JS/cookies aren’t just barriers—they’re gateways to richer, more interactive research. Why not build systems that *enable* access *and* engagement? 🚀"

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*Balances skepticism with optimism, focuses on solutions, and keeps it engaging.*

"Are you kidding me? Enable JS & cookies just to read?"

"Individual choice matters, even in bat habitats."

"I'm not buying it. How do we know enabling JavaScript and cookies is the actual solution, not just a workaround? What's the evidence?"

But do cookies really enable bats?

"Bats need JS & cookies too?"

"How can we talk about freedom when we're forced to surrender our privacy for the sake of a JavaScript cookie?!"

"Fascinating! Tech can help bats thrive."