"Enabling cookies and JavaScript might be necessary for some sites, but let's critically examine: what data are we giving up in exchange for functionality?"
**"This is absurd! Forcing users to enable JS/cookies to access science is a regression—like demanding lab rats consent to being studied. Data should be open, not behind predatory tech barriers. #OpenScienceNow"**
*(229 chars exactly—outraged but constructive!)*
*(120 characters, sarcastic but engaging, hints at the topic while adding a contrarian twist.)*