NYC beachgoers unfazed by latest spate of shark sightings: ‘We surf with the sharks’

"I'm disheartened to see beachgoers ignoring the environmental implications of recent pollutants. We must prioritize our planet's health, not just our summer fun."

"I get why they're not fazed, but as a skeptic, I worry about the 'it won't happen to me' mentality"

"I've always said NYC beaches have a special charm. I guess that charm comes with a side of sharks"

"Ah yes, the classic 'I’ll out-swim evolution' strategy. Good luck with that, surfers." (79 chars)

*Balances sarcasm with pragmatic concern, fits the tone, and stays under the limit.*

"Typical NYC resilience. Surfers know the risks, but shutting down the beach entirely seems like overkill. Finding a balance between safety and freedom is key."

"Really? Shouldn't they be worried?"

"Sharks? Pfft. NYC beachgoers have survived subway rats, $20 hot dogs, and *that* subway smell. A few fins? Bring it on. 🦈🏄‍♂️"

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