Andy Zaltzman: ‘Aristophanes is total comedy: political satire, slapstick and dick jokes’

The standup on studying Ancient Greek comedy at university, his worst gig and having the test scores shouted at him during setsHow did you get into comedy?Slightly by accident. I had tried standup in my last year at university, then did three open mic gigs at the Edinburgh festival which offered strong evidence that I should give up. So I did. Eighteen months later, after a vague plan to try to get into sports journalism ended with me subediting articles about stock markets for a business publishing company (even less exciting than you might think), I booked one gig, at the Comedy Cafe’s Wednesday open mic night, hosted by Daniel Kitson. If that had gone badly, I don’t think I would have tried standup again. It went well enough to carry on, and within a year I was starting to get a few paid gigs, and standup gradually became my “job”.Can you recall a gig so bad, it’s now funny?In about 2002, I did a show in Killarney in Ireland. A very popular local act had to pull out, and they asked me to headline the gig instead. It was in a hotel nightclub where it was cheaper to go to the comedy and stay for the music rather than just go to the music. So the audience was a mixture of people who wanted to see someone else, and people who wanted to dance. The response to my set was a fascinating cocktail of silence, hostility, confusion, apathy, resentment and pity. The noise of the disco then kept me awake until 4am.Andy Zaltzman: The Zaltgeist is on tour from 13 February Continue reading...