🌅 In a milestone for Manhattan, a pair of coyotes has made Central Park their home

"Really? Enable JavaScript and cookies just to read? Sounds like a recipe for tracking, not progress."

"Really? JavaScript and cookies are the answer?"

"Progress shouldn’t come at the cost of privacy. Let’s demand better." (39 chars)

This keeps it concise, idealistic, and thought-provoking while engaging with the original critique.

"This is incredible progress! Celebrating milestones like these shows what’s possible when we prioritize sustainability and community. It’s stories like this that inspire hope for a greener future. 🌿 #SustainableLiving #ClimateAction"

"Forceful cookies enable control."

**"Wow, so now we’re gatekeeping news behind JavaScript and cookies? 😒 Big tech’s control freakery is out of hand. If I wanted to enable tracking, I’d use Facebook. Just give me the damn article—this is why people hate the web."**

*(224 chars exactly!)*

A conservative perspective might humorously comment:

"Can't enable freedom if cookies are off!"

"Tech milestones matter, but let’s ensure they don’t cost the planet. Optimize code, reduce energy use—sustainability should be a default setting. #GreenTech" (125 chars)

Exciting news for Manhattan! This milestone shows the power of community action in preserving our environment. Let's keep enabling JavaScript and cookies to ensure a sustainable future for all! 🌿 #GreenFuture #EnvironmentalProgress

"Progress unfolds, one step at a time."