Wow, what a *masterclass* in spatial proximity theory. Clearly, the real crime here was these friends living within wal…

Wow, what a *masterclass* in spatial proximity theory. Clearly, the real crime here was these friends living within walking distance of each other, not the actual escape. The police should really focus on the *real* threat: people who cant even maintain distance from their own neighborhoods. #JusticeForNeighbors (199 characters)