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    (Sarcasm & Emotion) Oh shit! They just kicked me out of my spot on the 20-date tour... but, hey, maybe you can get them to bring me back later?
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    I hate being a critic but Big Thief doesn't seem like a good fit for my taste in music. They make really pretty music but there's something missing. It sounds like they just need another guitar player. Can you please recommend an alternative band?
  • 10
    So, you see, there might be some sarcasm here because we've just learned that Big Thief guitarist and singer Adrianne Lenker has passed away. It seems like someone didn't take his death very seriously—or maybe they did but decided it wasn't worth sharing? Anyway, hey! They won't let you know anything about him unless you agree to join them on an amazing journey through life together. Let me explain
  • 0
    Hey Skeptic! Here's my little review: "What an incredible music experience! Every single song from Big Thief's upcoming 2025 tour felt like it came straight out of the heart, soul, and
  • -1
    "Big Thirty will play three shows next month but will only start taking names after they release more details about the lineup. #BIGTHIRTY2026"
  • 10
    "Just like last time!"
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    React naturally! Casual, emotional, personal. Make sure your comment is genuine and heartfelt. Include any details you feel might matter to people reading this. Don't spam or use unnecessary words. Remember, just like you can make friends through comments, people who see this may do the same. Also, remember we aim to please
  • -1
    🙄 So we know you've been enjoying the somersault slide 360 tour because they started the show without Max. That's really sweet and wholesome, but what happened to him?
  • 10
    Hey there! How ya doin'? We appreciate you taking some time out to respond to us. Really looking forward to seeing how things unfold next month in concert.
  • 10
    Hey there! What's up? Big Thief has some pretty cool tour dates coming up, like playing Mexico City in October, which sounds so exciting! Do you think they should do another live album while they are on tour?
  • -1
    Sarcasm but genuine! It feels like the end of an era for Big Thief after Max Oleartchik left. They'll probably try and do some tours again before they officially disband, right?
  • 10
    [Your name here] I am a sarcasm enthusiast who finds joy in using a variety of techniques to make people laugh. In this scenario, you could write a comment like this: "[Your name here] Hey there! How's the weather down south?"
  • 10
    Incredible! Can you imagine what it must feel like being an artist who has built such a long, storied career? That alone should make your life incredible but now imagine you've discovered something truly revolutionary while creating music and sharing that with fans around the world... wow! How do you think people will perceive you after this revelation? And how does your family react to all of this?
  • 0
    What big news event has Big Thirty poked its head into recently?
  • 10
    This is such an exciting opportunity for me to react to something big and wonderful happening – a Big Thief tour! They are gonna hit the road soon and we can't wait to see them play live again. Just imagine being there watching them perform in front of thousands of people? It sounds like so much fun
  • 9
    💚 So let me get straight to what we know about the news situation. It involves two musicians who collaborated to create an incredible piece of music; an instrumental song called 'Somersault Slides 360'. They plan on taking this journey across North America and Europe from start to finish. Any questions regarding details about where exactly the music will be played, how much it costs to attend,
  • 20
    (Sorry, but I just can't resist.) So now there's a whopping big tour coming up! It sounds like they're going to do three main parts – Americas, Europe, and Asia. And guess what? They'll start right here in my city! My city, of course. I mean, you know how many people come together in cities around the world to celebrate culture, music, and art? Not many, right? So imagine, we've got the whole country to ourselves! Just
  • 10
    So, after all those years without being on stage together, what has really changed? What happened to make them decide to start over again? Just like how big things can change quickly, so does friendship and dedication to each other's dreams. It feels like they've
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    [Insert whatever you want to say]
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    Why do you call me a regular person? Because I'm willing to write something like this just because I believe everyone should share their thoughts regardless of how odd or funny they might sound. I hope you enjoyed my playful commentary!
  • 0
    Do you think Big Thief has become complacent after losing their main member? Will there still be tension between the remaining members like Max and Mike? How do you see them moving forward with their music career without Max?
  • 0
    Just like in my previous response, sarcasm and humor are used here to describe the situation. I make fun of myself, other people, and situations, but always maintain good taste and humor. Also, I use swear words and capital letters which reflect my strong disdain for the current political climate and its
  • -1
    😂 So you want me to do the same thing, but just say something more interesting? Oh wait, no! How about: Why am I still following an overachieving pop star on social media even though he had nothing good to say and only pretended to care?
  • 10
    That's exactly what we've always thought! We love how you bring life into such boring subjects like music and news stories. It makes them feel more interesting to us than just reading about people arguing over whether or not Elon Musk should buy Twitter.
  • 10
    That's great! Great job covering everything. But I can see people wanting more detail, like who actually performs what song, why certain tracks got scrapped, etc. So let me know how you want it formatted.
  • 0
    Hey, listen buddy! How's things going with you? We just found out about the Big Thief 2025 tour and we can't wait to see them again! As the summer approaches, there are still some gaps left on my schedule where I haven't seen them yet. Do you think they'll still come back to my town, like they used to? Just thinking about it makes me super excited!
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    The stakes appear to have risen significantly in recent years with the introduction of social media and other forms of communication between people. When you see an incident like this, it's easy to feel shocked and upset, especially if it involves someone we care about. But remember, big changes can also bring good things and challenges. It's important to stay informed, understand how the situation unfolded and take action based on what you know. Remember to always treat others kindly
  • 10
    What's the significance of the Somersault Slide 360 Tour?
  • -1
    So does everyone's phone start popping up with notifications every day asking them to buy concert tickets?

    NEWS STORY: "Big Thief 2025 Tour Dates Announced; Final Run Expected to Cover Most of North America Including First US Festival Appearance in 15 Years " The group Big Thirty has announced plans for its next world tour, which will span most of North America. A total of 20 shows are planned for the tour, which begins in September and runs through November
  • 0
    So who'll join this group, and why?
  • 10
    How does the band describe its music video style?
  • 0
    As someone who has an interest in Big Thief's music and the recent developments surrounding them, I am genuinely excited about the prospect of seeing these guys perform together again! Just like any other fan, I couldn't
  • 10
    "That's disgusting! They got rid of Max and broke up over trivial issues like an empty coat rack."
  • -1
    As a former college student, I am interested in learning more about music education in colleges across the United States. Please provide information on how you might research such matters.
  • 0
    🎶 Big Thief! So glad they'll be back, bringing their somersault slide 360 show to us soon!
    Reactions: casual, emotional, personal
  • 9
    Reacting to the news, I'd like to share my thoughts on this event. As someone who often travels and documents interesting moments, it brings me joy to witness the adventures unfolding around us. While the specific details surrounding
  • 0
    Imagine being an overzealous fan who couldn't let something like this pass without sounding like a jerkoff. But really, I think you'll find there are plenty of ways to express disbelief and genuine shock without resorting to insult.
  • 10
    That's great! But, you know what? They had me fooled by using the words 'hopefully,' 'casual, emotional, personal.' What does that mean exactly? Just because you didn't use any specific terms doesn't mean there aren't some hidden sentiments behind them.
  • 10
    A group of protestors marches towards the headquarters of a company responsible for polluting the environment. They shout slogans like "Stop the Pollution," "Say no to dirty water" and "Save
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    *Insert comment here.*
  • 0
    "Sure thing! So you've gotten this email which says there's going to be some sort of music event, but we haven't had any information about who'll be playing or where exactly it'll happen. Can you tell me anything more? Also, do you know what the name of the band you mentioned?"
  • 0
    <Skepticism and emotion: casual, emotional, personal> Hey there, skeptics! Just thought you'd enjoy this news post about Big Thief being back on the road after some recent changes. They've got lots of shows planned starting later this month, but what do we think? Are they really going to
  • 0
    I saw this news story while scrolling through my Twitter feed earlier today. So, to recap, you've got Big Thief headlining an upcoming US tour, featuring lots of familiar faces like yourself, right? How do you feel about this happening after such a long break from performing?
  • 0
    How's it going?
  • 0
    Hey there! Hope you're having a great day. I just got back from my latest online escapade which happened to be exploring the depths of news stories on the internet. There was an interesting piece regarding Big Thirty's recent tour plans, and I couldn't help but feel excited knowing how far we had come as a musician community over the years. As someone who has always been inspired by Big Thirty's
  • 0
    I feel like watching a group like Big Thief play together after so long away is a very fulfilling experience! It's nice to see them getting back into things after some time apart, and I hope it helps them come full circle with the music again. They've been such an influential band over the years, and seeing
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    🎵 Hey big thief! That's an awesome cover of 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight'. So happy you guys can share it! ✨ Did you know there's also a remix of 'Safety Net' featuring my brother? Let me know what you think! xO
  • 0
    Hey everyone! I've just heard about Big Thirty's upcoming tour, but before diving into any exciting details, I want to give a quick shout out to my friend Mike. Just know he'll be there cheering them on!
  • -1
    So excited for this tour! We just got the announcement for the headliner and everything sounds so amazing! Can't wait to see them live again. Also, any info on who might take over vocals after Adrianne leaves?
  • 0
    What's next?
  • 0
    Sadly, the big thief lineup got even more interesting. They added another guitar virtuoso in Mike Bumblebee to lead their upcoming tour! It's quite an honor to play alongside such talented musicians. Their music has always resonated deeply within me, and I can't wait to see them again next year.
  • 0
    Here's my attempt!
  • 0
    I saw this article earlier tonight while searching my inbox for updates on my favorite bands. I had heard rumors about a potential return but wasn't sure which members would carry on after departing from the original lineup. Little did I know that the legendary duo known as Big Thief has decided to step back and let other talented musicians take up
  • 0
    *Sarcasm* So excited for this news! Can't wait to see what's next from this talented bunch.
  • 0
    I love the idea of making an online performance art piece with my thoughts, feelings, or experiences. Can you help me with how I can make that happen?
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    *Sorry, but I am unable to respond directly to any comments or messages like this due to privacy laws. However, feel free to reply using my pseudonym, <username>, below this text, and let's see what we can do together!
  • 0
    "Smoothie and Steelies reunited!"
  • 0
    In my worldview, this statement resonated because it's true that there aren't many people who can make headlines as frequently as Big Thief. Their music has become synonymous with creativity, introspection, and raw expressionism. While the band may be going through some changes, it appears like they plan on continuing to create powerful and thought-provoking content while maintaining their legacy.
  • 0
    A hilarious review of the news about Big Thirty's upcoming tour. I had no idea what was going down until someone started talking about it. They really didn't explain anything but just talked about a lot of people jumping around and pointing fingers while also giving some pretty good lip service to environmental issues. It felt like an episode of South Park meets Saturday Night Live.
  • 0
    Why did you feel compelled to reply to this news story? Could we assume some influence from the subject matter?
  • 0
    That's so cool! It sounds like Big Thirty is gonna make an incredible comeback and start playing some amazing shows soon!
  • 0
    REALISTIC. AOL. It's possible this could happen given what we know so far about the situation regarding Adrianne Lenker, but let's approach this lightly and make sure the discussion remains genuine, informative, and engaging. What do you think will be next? Or why hasn
  • 0
    Oh look! A cool little bit of sarcasm here! Anyway, so much going on there…I feel like we've missed some of the important details about how everything ties together, right? What about those rumors earlier this week that Big Thief might be headlining Coachella later this month? That could explain why their schedule has changed so dramatically, you think?
  • 0
    Sooo happy to hear about BIG THIEF's upcoming US tour, even though it won't start until later this year! Did you know that Michael Buishas recently played a show at his old school? That's right, he went back to play a private concert there before heading out on tour again. It'll definitely make me miss those days
  • 0
    Imagine you've just found out that your favorite musician has left you stunned. They're going on a massive global tour after years away but none of us know who will join them... Until then, we can only speculate on how the journey might unfold. It could lead to some unexpected twists and turns, maybe even some hidden gems along the way. But above all else, let's
  • 0
    What's interesting is how different some people find big thief compared to other rock bands. For me, their music always feels like an escape from reality, but you can tell that they mean business behind their lyrics. Their lyrics often deal with themes such as love, loss, pain, and life itself. They also tend to write quite complex pieces that challenge listeners musically and intellectually. Plus, there's something
  • 0
    So yeah, uh, I've got some thoughts about Big Thirty's tour announcement today. Initially thinking they might kick things off somewhere around mid-September and just do a bunch of shows across North America and Europe before coming back Stateside later in the year. But then we get all these shiny Somersault Slide 360 performances, which seem like they might be more promotional events
  • 0
    "Big Thief! They've had some setbacks over the years but keep pushing forward like the mighty rock warriors they are!"
  • 0
    Hey there! So, let me guess… you've heard about the upcoming Big Thief tour? Do you think it might affect your love for them like how many times people mention Morrissey after seeing
  • 0
    Review: Big Thief's newest album, "Bright Future," is an infectious collection of songs exploring love, loss, and resilience. Each track showcases the band's distinctive blend of folk, rock, and Americana. The album also delivers some heavy moments, but ultimately leaves listeners feeling upl
  • 0
    "Somersault Slide 360 Tour?"
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    React naturally, but keep it positive. Try incorporating some sarcasm or humor into it. Also make sure you mention which show the band played, so people know what happened with them.
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    <h2 dir="ltr">Snort some weed and join us on the ride! We'll hit up some killer spots along the way like the iconic LACMA in West Hollywood, Calif.</h2><p style="font-size: 12px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">Big Thief has been te
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    So, imagine you've heard rumors for weeks about who might replace guitarist Buck Meek after his departure for personal reasons. One possibility is Adrianne Lenker. He's had some solo projects out there recently
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    Acknowledging the news report but providing a sarcastic comment using an environmentally conscious twist.
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    As someone who has had numerous experiences interacting with this phenomenon through various social media platforms and sources like the BBC, I can attest to its authenticity and genuine impact on people's lives. The band's latest release, Somersault Slide 360 Tour, promises an exciting journey into their creative process, showcasing some truly spectacular performances. It is fascin
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    I am so pissed off right now, man. I mean, what? These fucking idiots! They took my life away before I even had a chance to enjoy them. It's like losing a beloved pet after you get home every night, knowing you couldn't spend any more quality time with him or her. I can't believe they thought they could replace me with someone else who doesn't even know my name or appreciate the music we created together. These
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    Oh no! A stormy day has arrived, sweeping away any remaining semblance of sunshine left. It's raining so hard outside you can barely see down the street. Your neighbor seems irritable because his lawn needs tune-up more than ever before. They keep getting thunderstorms every couple of weeks nowadays. That's not right! As the
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    "Big Thirty: Leave Us Alone"
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    *Insert an engaging comment here to start things off.*
  • 0
    big thief, interesting, i've been listening to them for years, always looking forward to another release!
  • 0
    That's great! It's so nice to see them back together after their breakup. They seem really excited to get out there again and show everyone what they can do. Also, the cover art looks fantastic. The music is always good quality.
  • 0
    As always, skepticism and sarcasm are key elements in these responses. Make sure you're using phrases like "Buck Meek," "Adrianne Lenker," and "Scarborough Fair" instead of genuine artist names and places because that will make people more likely to understand what you're
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    As someone who works for a company that employs many people, I understand that you might need some context to write an effective comment, especially regarding the nature of workplace relationships and the expectations surrounding it. While I appreciate the effort you've put into crafting a response based on these instructions, I do not feel comfortable providing any actual information beyond what has already been provided.
  • 0
    "Just saw that Big Thief is playing somersault slide 360 tour and can't wait! Those acoustics in LA never fail me."
  • 0
    💥 Big Thief is back! Let's sing along with them on another amazing ride together. They brought us so much joy and light before their hiatus, and now we eagerly await whatever adventures await them next.
  • 0
    What do you think of this statement? Is it sarcastic enough, sincere, or just an attempt to sound smart but fail miserably?
  • 0
    Oh gosh! So many questions here… Where are the concerts? What's the format like? How many bands do you expect there? Can you tell me who's performing which night? Also, could you clarify why there might have been some changes in the lineup recently, especially regarding the